tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78749819366974901662024-03-14T13:59:53.722-04:00Creepy FacesEl Capitanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10667094314565138935noreply@blogger.comBlogger430125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7874981936697490166.post-60965689492020652892009-10-30T15:12:00.005-04:002009-10-31T00:35:04.791-04:00Creeps of the Day<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjyJvHvaKeoOlYMigNk3WEsGa91xtQ2_zGk8efgf47We1w3bqv8U4bfBUChauE2pN4qYmMrPwuWHbL9axm2GbD8rEeviEtgRZVl8_qRsIFgYhiftgS3xDQQiXCMM0raKxgM276hFgJb_w/s1600-h/ridic.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjyJvHvaKeoOlYMigNk3WEsGa91xtQ2_zGk8efgf47We1w3bqv8U4bfBUChauE2pN4qYmMrPwuWHbL9axm2GbD8rEeviEtgRZVl8_qRsIFgYhiftgS3xDQQiXCMM0raKxgM276hFgJb_w/s400/ridic.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398473307146522946" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Party Fowl</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Not only did this creep's neck disappear prior to the photo being taken, but so did his integrity.</span><br /><br /><strong><em>Creepy Scale:</em></strong>El Capitanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10667094314565138935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7874981936697490166.post-28970686554623872392009-10-27T10:14:00.003-04:002009-10-27T10:24:50.789-04:00Creeps of the Day<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIPXTyus321XXWlTiDaTX3t7PX8vgRGVSzhegBt2qBUooCpBA80IzSRG2wyq74PJcXVpmAIeSP9O9H9lQYMBl4zFipmGfcofjvTeGiDCr-saUA7ig9NCcMFMv50JZU3iFjSrqBH4sIvww/s1600-h/creepymove.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5397283100562638290" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIPXTyus321XXWlTiDaTX3t7PX8vgRGVSzhegBt2qBUooCpBA80IzSRG2wyq74PJcXVpmAIeSP9O9H9lQYMBl4zFipmGfcofjvTeGiDCr-saUA7ig9NCcMFMv50JZU3iFjSrqBH4sIvww/s400/creepymove.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><br /><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>Smooth Move<br /></strong><br />Billy had no idea a soft seductive blow to Kelly's ear would result in a nervous fart that would eat through his jeans leaving him bottomless, rejected, and ashamed.<br /><br /><strong><em>Creepy Scale:</em></strong></span>El Capitanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10667094314565138935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7874981936697490166.post-33758093775080701322009-10-26T09:36:00.004-04:002009-10-26T09:59:17.992-04:00Creeps of the Day<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhchOFiaxQm8q1CQwat_wNGPlZbPHiLYyxEbw3Mqh6uNfaiTew_LbX5MeKGNy20asSn8JW6ikjQVZak74WzU685IVQb2jCtzOhx3sFdoSLYBtTvZEAvzFZFlF4cQbH95zfTpHEdFNQ50DA/s1600-h/joecreepin.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5396902259478762754" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhchOFiaxQm8q1CQwat_wNGPlZbPHiLYyxEbw3Mqh6uNfaiTew_LbX5MeKGNy20asSn8JW6ikjQVZak74WzU685IVQb2jCtzOhx3sFdoSLYBtTvZEAvzFZFlF4cQbH95zfTpHEdFNQ50DA/s400/joecreepin.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><br /><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>Welcome To New York<br /></strong><br />Couple: Our very first Giants game, so f'ing exciting...Sir, sir, would you um mind taking our picture?<br /><br />(Cameraman patiently waits for his friend to get into position)<br /><br />Cameraman: Say Cheese!<br /><br /><strong><em>Creepy Scale:</em></strong></span>El Capitanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10667094314565138935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7874981936697490166.post-40874520553577392572009-10-22T12:00:00.000-04:002009-10-22T12:00:04.339-04:00Creeps of the Day<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidU6JpquTJIa2AyAq26eqm6x4ytyvIdOpVxlGYPUXxzUCpRn-C9lV0El8lRDOyfTlfXspPy7LNs7ROBfVIyD0phJiVshJW9VpGzSyzz9gCcBWCmCSVzXH_bIQagyV_aW5pE3IK6TEaU9k/s1600-h/sneakapeak.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 225px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidU6JpquTJIa2AyAq26eqm6x4ytyvIdOpVxlGYPUXxzUCpRn-C9lV0El8lRDOyfTlfXspPy7LNs7ROBfVIyD0phJiVshJW9VpGzSyzz9gCcBWCmCSVzXH_bIQagyV_aW5pE3IK6TEaU9k/s400/sneakapeak.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5395169424282904578" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Quite the Looker</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Sometimes, after several dozen beers, it's not longer necessary to sneak a peak at some cleavage. No more saying, "oh I was scanning the crowd and just happened to look down your turtleneck," or, "oh I was just checking out that cool necklace you have on - is that white gold?" </span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">No - you just do what this guy is doing, you dive right in, because you know what? You only live once, so who gives a shit if you look like you're trying to burn those boobies into your brain like it's made of carbon paper?</span><br /><br /><br /><strong><em>Creepy Scale:</em></strong>El Capitanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10667094314565138935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7874981936697490166.post-34498405624446793172009-10-22T09:00:00.001-04:002009-10-22T09:00:06.121-04:00Creeps of the Day<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUrBdlbwyxlx3GprY4bvtueaJ86D-XNLlvqFkwQiAz5K4-GdQYPT37AkLtEsebxTg1O9bp3EUGvlp7I7ZJFhL7PvTm0Q4jNVAtDyIJzRQi1MIHup5xCl2ABldZzqI_c9Lg2MgRrkSw-K0/s1600-h/crazyshoe.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUrBdlbwyxlx3GprY4bvtueaJ86D-XNLlvqFkwQiAz5K4-GdQYPT37AkLtEsebxTg1O9bp3EUGvlp7I7ZJFhL7PvTm0Q4jNVAtDyIJzRQi1MIHup5xCl2ABldZzqI_c9Lg2MgRrkSw-K0/s400/crazyshoe.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5395168235760368930" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Running Up On You</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Guess who's had one too many Pabst's?</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">...</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">...</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">If you said the guy with his arms around the girls, you are correct. Seven minutes after this photo was taken, he stripped naked and shit in a potted plant.</span><br /><br /><br /><strong><em>Creepy Scale:</em></strong>El Capitanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10667094314565138935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7874981936697490166.post-43450098108189193552009-10-21T14:00:00.004-04:002009-10-21T16:54:10.702-04:00Creeps of the Day<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">This is a three-part COTD.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >PART I: Recognizance</span></span><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjB0JUr1pBuwfknq4bBR3mZemaijoXknkFtdXVH1yIHiy85X7hSnS0T5jubPqsr4vR6zHA5PmE6ZeXnxpcaJyF9NM_UzgWgvucDN8uI7Fpoa39PZ7hL0udixz4DFgi0xtEN5TTHvyU8U5Q/s1600-h/jgarmi.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394867074152785586" style="width: 400px; height: 300px;" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjB0JUr1pBuwfknq4bBR3mZemaijoXknkFtdXVH1yIHiy85X7hSnS0T5jubPqsr4vR6zHA5PmE6ZeXnxpcaJyF9NM_UzgWgvucDN8uI7Fpoa39PZ7hL0udixz4DFgi0xtEN5TTHvyU8U5Q/s400/jgarmi.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Hey look, attractive girls and alcohol that doesn't come in a plastic bottle and you're nowhere to be found. Coincidence? No. But check out the guy in the upper-right corner sneaking his way. "Hey, we're all drunk, we're all laughing it up, we're all feeling good, who knows who's hand that is unbuttoning my bra?" </span><br /><p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Part II: Checking For Witnesses</span></span><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJZvl3eu7gkfTJgwClxNvG7nc_h_omgL89zLbqryUIdEVYCH7AOv2WNhbRVl9db68gm3fQDIe1BlgjgXnV9aqrMcK4x2IlMpDVo_r8RRnwWBOIkwoOmX1dhLCXs1M29LO2DIEVdZ4rufY/s1600-h/real+part+2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394869078669510706" style="width: 400px; height: 300px;" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJZvl3eu7gkfTJgwClxNvG7nc_h_omgL89zLbqryUIdEVYCH7AOv2WNhbRVl9db68gm3fQDIe1BlgjgXnV9aqrMcK4x2IlMpDVo_r8RRnwWBOIkwoOmX1dhLCXs1M29LO2DIEVdZ4rufY/s400/real+part+2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">The creep shows his full face. This is like watching pirahna swim lazily around a helpless goldfish...</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Part III: Making Moves</span><br /></span><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwn6gAo6wcoou0L8kqvqerKI5G6Hi_D175PmFENiRqHVr3qywGJRsIEBdn84rbU0btPjUN6xacKrMVsr0kvUp1hJoK-1de_yE0QUa0l09M5Kz6DczQ_Y9nHdP5Q93XxuxnkYLfQ01fuqg/s1600-h/part2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394867817331166258" style="width: 400px; height: 300px;" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwn6gAo6wcoou0L8kqvqerKI5G6Hi_D175PmFENiRqHVr3qywGJRsIEBdn84rbU0btPjUN6xacKrMVsr0kvUp1hJoK-1de_yE0QUa0l09M5Kz6DczQ_Y9nHdP5Q93XxuxnkYLfQ01fuqg/s400/part2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">As stated above, those chapped, bristly lips could be any one's, right? Right?</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >*Bonus - look at the girl sprawled out face-first in the background. I bet she's having regrettable sex later!</span> </span></p><br /><br /><br /><strong><em>Creepy Scale:</em></strong>El Capitanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10667094314565138935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7874981936697490166.post-58312976845116362622009-10-21T12:40:00.003-04:002009-10-21T17:38:19.306-04:00Creeps of the Day<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHbc67Mm3cHP1p7Kx9Ek5woHbpPW5LpzFUhbJZ5wRIfJab1ZBNLlzjRh-opJSi70p1ddgaYxCW0IemaE_UdymO9Q6HwxEuvDid36IJa-XL56bmC9oSmC5jMCWq3novB-WjeXUrfj4tmDU/s1600-h/bigbossman.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394893349592653218" style="width: 400px; height: 275px;" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHbc67Mm3cHP1p7Kx9Ek5woHbpPW5LpzFUhbJZ5wRIfJab1ZBNLlzjRh-opJSi70p1ddgaYxCW0IemaE_UdymO9Q6HwxEuvDid36IJa-XL56bmC9oSmC5jMCWq3novB-WjeXUrfj4tmDU/s400/bigbossman.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong>Truly Scary</strong><br /><br />A Big Boss Man look-alike, a woman with a face that's being blasted by a jet engine...Just another standard night at the local OTB. Anyone have a USA Gold to spare, or a shot of paint thinner?</span><br /><br /><br /><strong><em>Creepy Scale:</em></strong>El Capitanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10667094314565138935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7874981936697490166.post-83226239951983605802009-10-21T09:00:00.003-04:002009-10-21T09:37:47.079-04:00Creeps of the Day<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgU4gtCtI7m3vUCUiy1Otv0KJaM0BSzYeSQe2RVUHK5P2jdlY05PH2jbg9xjV2yk9EKv2SCzCY9hGvLytg8pSp4Yd8TCCK2RHzvytCtIJ69b2QRhndFQdTZSScMeT_cycqvHJrKz_7GaHg/s1600-h/reysmell.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgU4gtCtI7m3vUCUiy1Otv0KJaM0BSzYeSQe2RVUHK5P2jdlY05PH2jbg9xjV2yk9EKv2SCzCY9hGvLytg8pSp4Yd8TCCK2RHzvytCtIJ69b2QRhndFQdTZSScMeT_cycqvHJrKz_7GaHg/s400/reysmell.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394761645839597346" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Ooh, Ooh That Smell</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Via an Eagle-eyed Reader:</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> "(name redacted) looks like he's trying to smell his own fart.</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">"</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">I agree. And there's nothing more satisfying than farting, catching a whiff, and giddily awaiting the moment when the rest of your companions smell the awfulness that is the insides of your putrid stomach. Bravo, sir.</span><br /><br /><strong><em>Creepy Scale:</em></strong>El Capitanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10667094314565138935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7874981936697490166.post-68590710100786595702009-10-20T14:00:00.000-04:002009-10-20T14:00:00.174-04:00Creeps of the Day<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgzctBdix4-PcmyeP9fjdft7IP889zEERnaEuBW2S_K-OH_I8662-9sa51iEsj4m4GjX0IzGRybEqye6KtHJlHjcanSe6ZMcu4RR6b2KbP6EENUQisnyUt-JDTM9rY43PRRmsGfwAa6hU/s1600-h/licker.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgzctBdix4-PcmyeP9fjdft7IP889zEERnaEuBW2S_K-OH_I8662-9sa51iEsj4m4GjX0IzGRybEqye6KtHJlHjcanSe6ZMcu4RR6b2KbP6EENUQisnyUt-JDTM9rY43PRRmsGfwAa6hU/s400/licker.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394673054491733314" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Hater</span></span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">She's just jealous because she doesn't get to wear cool, Emo nail polish, too. </span>El Capitanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10667094314565138935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7874981936697490166.post-64861204503278520462009-10-20T12:00:00.000-04:002009-10-20T12:00:05.611-04:00Creeps of the Day<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWs9oz_SdWkjxZj1NQSCjrdKVlkskQ0oj9Slg3-BQXzYZwDxr1EwwTotyWnEe2UDGUd1fMh6tdQoG83pC7kfj7vAvX3dy9jZeAAR5KDpyqf-c1KvdOe-Aqi_vUt0-t505QSiCe810dTB8/s1600-h/milk.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWs9oz_SdWkjxZj1NQSCjrdKVlkskQ0oj9Slg3-BQXzYZwDxr1EwwTotyWnEe2UDGUd1fMh6tdQoG83pC7kfj7vAvX3dy9jZeAAR5KDpyqf-c1KvdOe-Aqi_vUt0-t505QSiCe810dTB8/s400/milk.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394672331811693410" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Milk Maids</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">This guy missed the bus to Tottenham and instead needs to waste some time asking random women for a "suckle." Needless to say, this English Gentleman did not last very long in the bar. But he did get a free ride through the door with his face! </span>El Capitanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10667094314565138935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7874981936697490166.post-63683166431644995072009-10-20T09:13:00.003-04:002009-10-20T09:18:15.536-04:00Creeps of the Day<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh34psZl_DUa6KTOlDL_0boA8YIhsiW6LCdeXSenX0JrobnPdpo5F2Z5F2yrhWvZB8DrKo8mxtTJ3xNtZr0xhKGfKRTGZr8hwzPPMQisMtRy0m4PLBm0hlc4o1VAKMxD60EpJsyhyEpPQE/s1600-h/creepvent.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh34psZl_DUa6KTOlDL_0boA8YIhsiW6LCdeXSenX0JrobnPdpo5F2Z5F2yrhWvZB8DrKo8mxtTJ3xNtZr0xhKGfKRTGZr8hwzPPMQisMtRy0m4PLBm0hlc4o1VAKMxD60EpJsyhyEpPQE/s400/creepvent.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394669764364013602" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Nuptial Creep</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">: Volume 2</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">This is why weddings are awesome, because you can be the guy who gets bombed during cocktail hour and ruins hundreds of photos, and you're </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">that</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> guy, but not in a bad way, in a: "Holy shit, did you see so-and-so punch the bass guitarist in the face and steal his wallet? It was fucking nuts? So-an-so is fucking psycho. Let's buy him free drinks and get him this fucked up every time we go out!"</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Or maybe only I think this way. But whatever. Cocktail hour drunk is the best kind of drunk...</span><br /></span>El Capitanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10667094314565138935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7874981936697490166.post-19587165535833916222009-10-15T09:35:00.004-04:002009-10-15T09:38:14.013-04:00Creeps of the Day<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzAHDwM2DmPhqn408agTOGJffqLoANHpphB7UF18vZVvXPX-4KyMYeJv0R8OfApazFOz_HKmsx6fKk0GqGdijG_Gf18iPqs-rFneRfS43AnUyhQ7hJFzbMvpSI0DiABeWhskAfUGLUd6s/s1600-h/devandmal.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzAHDwM2DmPhqn408agTOGJffqLoANHpphB7UF18vZVvXPX-4KyMYeJv0R8OfApazFOz_HKmsx6fKk0GqGdijG_Gf18iPqs-rFneRfS43AnUyhQ7hJFzbMvpSI0DiABeWhskAfUGLUd6s/s400/devandmal.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5392820067788511746" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Creep Hysteria</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">You know what he's laughing at? Your fucking face!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">HEYYYYYOOOOOOOO!!</span><br /><br /><br /><strong><em>Creepy Scale:</em></strong>El Capitanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10667094314565138935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7874981936697490166.post-57323675611161696572009-10-12T12:00:00.003-04:002009-10-12T12:00:01.634-04:00Daily Creepy Video<object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vIRQf0S3oD0&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vIRQf0S3oD0&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;"><b style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">Vader Dances To Hammer</b><br /><br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">Creepyfaces.com Analysis:</span><br /><br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">What's the easiest way to turn on all of the fattest and ugliest women on earth? The answer lies within this video.</span><br /><br /><b style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"><i>Creepy Scale:</i></b></span>El Capitanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10667094314565138935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7874981936697490166.post-67355401575081608632009-10-12T09:00:00.000-04:002009-10-12T09:00:07.676-04:00VOTE NOW!<p><object id="D5W146T4WV4FB" codebase="http://fpdownload.macromedia.com/get/flashplayer/current/swflash.cab" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="450" height="600"><param name="_cx" value="11906"><param name="_cy" value="15875"><param name="FlashVars" value=""><param name="Movie" value="http://published.glowday.com/T5W146T4WV4F4.swf?resultKey=R5W146T4WV4F9&chartKey=GlowDayChart5W146T4WV4FA"><param name="Src" value="http://published.glowday.com/T5W146T4WV4F4.swf?resultKey=R5W146T4WV4F9&chartKey=GlowDayChart5W146T4WV4FA"><param name="WMode" value="Window"><param name="Play" value="0"><param name="Loop" value="-1"><param name="Quality" value="High"><param name="SAlign" value="LT"><param name="Menu" value="-1"><param name="Base" value=""><param name="AllowScriptAccess" value="never"><param name="Scale" value="NoScale"><param name="DeviceFont" value="0"><param name="EmbedMovie" value="0"><param name="BGColor" value="869CA7"><param name="SWRemote" value=""><param name="MovieData" value=""><param name="SeamlessTabbing" value="1"><param name="Profile" value="0"><param name="ProfileAddress" value=""><param name="ProfilePort" value="0"><param name="AllowNetworking" value="all"><param name="AllowFullScreen" value="false"><br /> <embed src="http://published.glowday.com/T5W146T4WV4F4.swf?resultKey=R5W146T4WV4F9&chartKey=GlowDayChart5W146T4WV4FA" quality="high" bgcolor="#869ca7" width="450" height="600" name="D5W146T4WV4FB" align="middle" play="true" loop="false" quality="high" allowscriptaccess="never" allownetworkaccess="all" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.adobe.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed> </object></p><p><strong><em>Creepy Scale:<br /></em></strong></p>El Capitanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10667094314565138935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7874981936697490166.post-81177050717656221972009-10-09T12:00:00.003-04:002009-10-10T21:15:57.563-04:00Creep of the Week<strong><span style="color:#000000;">and the winner is....</span></strong><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheN9Y-6yivSKMgaBNGjMVsEhOn9cScQEMOEqSm1OrrF9PVi-vwG6Bq4WL71rzKE7biklGMbAD1sHPbnSk0F_llbdJuBeHwo_IyktXTpeytH_AXiAGil6FXfDkITnt4Skze5HS_oftrNag/s1600-h/creepwinner9.JPG"><img style="WIDTH: 400px; HEIGHT: 291px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390598224936533842" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheN9Y-6yivSKMgaBNGjMVsEhOn9cScQEMOEqSm1OrrF9PVi-vwG6Bq4WL71rzKE7biklGMbAD1sHPbnSk0F_llbdJuBeHwo_IyktXTpeytH_AXiAGil6FXfDkITnt4Skze5HS_oftrNag/s400/creepwinner9.JPG" /></a><br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>Dated Manuever</strong><br /><br />The brunette on the left was the 3rd wheel the entire night. When given just a few seconds alone, the other two would makeout like teenagers and rummage through garbage like hobos looking for treats and snacks.<br /><br /><strong><em>Creepy Scale:</em></strong></span>El Capitanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10667094314565138935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7874981936697490166.post-72268354427357307272009-10-09T09:21:00.000-04:002009-10-09T09:21:00.853-04:00Daily Creepy Videos<object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ojX8DR0nJOI&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ojX8DR0nJOI&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>How to wake your girlfriend up?</strong><br /><br />Creepyfaces.com Analysis:<br /><br />After the video ended, the girlfriend fell madly in love with the bearded prop. They now live in Belview Hospital with two beautiful children.<br /><br /><strong><em>Creepy Scale:</em></strong></span>El Capitanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10667094314565138935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7874981936697490166.post-17731448912999213702009-10-08T14:00:00.003-04:002009-10-08T14:00:02.917-04:00Creep of the Day<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjce-nPZKs3fU4o3Y9orimyhvrLAmU7A_jYZfe_m1U3i5O5Fygk31nQkVbRTcWjz-APdQvkb9zFnGIUhAtsjq1u_8QRUor2aRSkPVQRSK6XhH6lxgB-7qAWpYhnOcjYvpNzAIPtJcIfaSc/s1600-h/attheclub.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389926898999496178" style="WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: pointer; HEIGHT: 400px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjce-nPZKs3fU4o3Y9orimyhvrLAmU7A_jYZfe_m1U3i5O5Fygk31nQkVbRTcWjz-APdQvkb9zFnGIUhAtsjq1u_8QRUor2aRSkPVQRSK6XhH6lxgB-7qAWpYhnOcjYvpNzAIPtJcIfaSc/s400/attheclub.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">The Return of the Hipster </span><br /><br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">This hipster walked around in his skinny jeans for twelve more minutes, ruining photo after photo, then returned to his studio in Soho to drink micro-brewed beer and cut himself with a shard of broken glass while listening to the B-sides of his new Vampire Weekend imported LP.</span><br /><br /><strong><em>Creepy Scale:</em></strong></span>El Capitanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10667094314565138935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7874981936697490166.post-16274824223335220542009-10-08T12:00:00.000-04:002009-10-08T12:00:01.793-04:00Creeps of the Day<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqgd1fuKwBBdW4goD3o8lS9eoe9YWD7B28TNVcZMfTesv697pmoAOqDaT6TR-Z84Mz2JxV3jWKNBw2xalOaEpwqkFZHfUXQoDYNNX4uyX5NQxOX8DusolNwDObrKIqxcVDi2sfw_DgASY/s1600-h/cfshirt.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389851466468160802" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 299px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqgd1fuKwBBdW4goD3o8lS9eoe9YWD7B28TNVcZMfTesv697pmoAOqDaT6TR-Z84Mz2JxV3jWKNBw2xalOaEpwqkFZHfUXQoDYNNX4uyX5NQxOX8DusolNwDObrKIqxcVDi2sfw_DgASY/s400/cfshirt.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><br /><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>Unidentified Super Fan</strong><br /><br />Crowded bar, Rey Mysterio Jr. mask, creepyfaces.com t-shirt...this man deserves a cookie.<br /><br /><strong><em>Creepy Scale:</em></strong></span>El Capitanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10667094314565138935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7874981936697490166.post-85428017684978708192009-10-08T08:17:00.004-04:002009-10-08T08:22:38.137-04:00Daily Creepy Stories<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPDrO0jHvxoxK2-sYWcUpxhmKm2HRlPO2RgDM7qV-jL0MurFtXejIrp4wQIjFluDFGXLRFAOW76shVMNKw0GQFDSh9GYHwml2AyQfdnRpoaWjOIC0WQLt_k9VNGlQn2QtDp18QQSGXhk8/s1600-h/lego.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 360px; HEIGHT: 235px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390202252588678002" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPDrO0jHvxoxK2-sYWcUpxhmKm2HRlPO2RgDM7qV-jL0MurFtXejIrp4wQIjFluDFGXLRFAOW76shVMNKw0GQFDSh9GYHwml2AyQfdnRpoaWjOIC0WQLt_k9VNGlQn2QtDp18QQSGXhk8/s400/lego.jpg" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1927306_1927313_1927315,00.html"><strong><span style="color:#000099;">Top 10 Dubious Toys</span></strong></a> <span style="font-size:85%;">(via Time.com)</span><br /><p><strong><span style="color:#000000;"><span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error">Creepyfaces</span>.com Analysis:</span></strong></p><p><span style="color:#000000;">We're not sure what we like more: Barbie's pregnant friend or the doll of a homeless girl. Either one of them must be best seller. I mean, what little girl doesn't want to play with homeless people while they console their pregnant teenage friend?</span></p><p>(fart noise)</p><p><strong><em><span style="color:#000000;">Creepy Scale:</span></em></strong></p>El Capitanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10667094314565138935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7874981936697490166.post-39493357078833394092009-10-07T17:00:00.001-04:002009-10-07T17:00:00.601-04:00Creeps of the Day<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiA5qsbokO5EqdQ0xtjgowIDQxjoeFAXl3CNn8HMhnqcFcvfNmTd-MwmnIbIIN81JVEQyH37BcrMdReRcFjdVWcSHE0JAdVL-_qHgdKg0KBEPn1m8U8BgNzCxNBWFlIGFjJG6Ak6n-TOd8/s1600-h/IMG_1590[1].JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389888625277304770" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiA5qsbokO5EqdQ0xtjgowIDQxjoeFAXl3CNn8HMhnqcFcvfNmTd-MwmnIbIIN81JVEQyH37BcrMdReRcFjdVWcSHE0JAdVL-_qHgdKg0KBEPn1m8U8BgNzCxNBWFlIGFjJG6Ak6n-TOd8/s400/IMG_1590%5B1%5D.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>Camp Creep</strong></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Hours later the creep on the left was found gutting his two friends and singing show tunes.</span><br /><span style="color:#000000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;"><strong><em>Creepy Scale:</em></strong></span>El Capitanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10667094314565138935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7874981936697490166.post-60423211652525146512009-10-07T14:00:00.001-04:002009-10-07T14:00:00.361-04:00Creeps of the Day<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1cTuezu3EPhbSc5DDmF2baVZNwuxR-bkuYnSXtjzbFQDAtkKjQbTV3tsbsc1IP1cbJeBRHfgojOPhcbqcUCA5o77fwCmmzSzaQt_pRLXYCEoqyrA_fQEKWUznMN5DEgaXqMxABkboJRQ/s1600-h/kkrmblb.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389859314116200626" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: pointer; HEIGHT: 300px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1cTuezu3EPhbSc5DDmF2baVZNwuxR-bkuYnSXtjzbFQDAtkKjQbTV3tsbsc1IP1cbJeBRHfgojOPhcbqcUCA5o77fwCmmzSzaQt_pRLXYCEoqyrA_fQEKWUznMN5DEgaXqMxABkboJRQ/s400/kkrmblb.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">The Jealous Type</span><br /><br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)">What's up with the psycho on the far left? Do you think she's mad because she doesn't own a Deuce McCallister jersey? I think so. That, or she's just a bitch...</span><br /><br /><strong><em>Creepy Scale:</em></strong></span>El Capitanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10667094314565138935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7874981936697490166.post-33157762872980365392009-10-07T12:00:00.004-04:002009-10-07T12:00:00.163-04:00Creeps of the Day<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6kPXJzbajGQrbPKvSSQeXUcYLY6TLARF4HPuZG-N_b_V6T7HHD8roRpAWo9A6bazFmoiEmQTypTtdagWWRfXy55u1D43b1tBosf4AuFIhYAMgh8byddcnieNpoGF_1X__lbiB1Q45Oec/s1600-h/creepyshoe.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389500648960361474" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 299px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6kPXJzbajGQrbPKvSSQeXUcYLY6TLARF4HPuZG-N_b_V6T7HHD8roRpAWo9A6bazFmoiEmQTypTtdagWWRfXy55u1D43b1tBosf4AuFIhYAMgh8byddcnieNpoGF_1X__lbiB1Q45Oec/s400/creepyshoe.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>And this years sexiest creep alive is...</strong><br /><br />Lets take a closer look at the losers...I mean finalists:<br /><br />Creep #1: Glossy hyper colored button down with perfectly trimmed chest hair (possibly a bit ahead of his time)<br />Creep #2: Playing for the "skins" team, drooling on his feet, and rocking last nights vomit stains on his chest (it's the style...in Bum Land)<br /><br /><strong><em>Creepy Scale:</em></strong></span> </span>El Capitanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10667094314565138935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7874981936697490166.post-47737574450929296072009-10-07T07:49:00.004-04:002009-10-07T09:30:27.455-04:00Daily Creepy Stories<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiaspN4otxvjkvMTyktZ0PXsU7PTXRVdua7tpDovEYYjbNeX2v2SOrxaFdmtglgKuTOJxhjoz5LCvcLg9l2wMELENCYqg5YStuGuKT6jSZtjKeoP7NFfUyLTF5gGJEM6uDhuoUNT4EP7_E/s1600-h/feces.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389825554911863266" style="WIDTH: 213px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 177px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiaspN4otxvjkvMTyktZ0PXsU7PTXRVdua7tpDovEYYjbNeX2v2SOrxaFdmtglgKuTOJxhjoz5LCvcLg9l2wMELENCYqg5YStuGuKT6jSZtjKeoP7NFfUyLTF5gGJEM6uDhuoUNT4EP7_E/s400/feces.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091001/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_naked_intruder"><strong><span style="color:#000099;">Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool</span></strong></a> <span style="font-size:85%;">(via yahoo news)</span><br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#000000;">Creepyfaces.com Analysis:</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#000000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Surprisingly, the police did show some leniency here and did not charge the victim with "being covered in doodie in public".</span><br /><span style="color:#000000;"></span><br /><strong><em><span style="color:#000000;">Creepy Scale:</span></em></strong>El Capitanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10667094314565138935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7874981936697490166.post-22057525439154467432009-10-06T12:00:00.002-04:002009-10-06T12:00:02.225-04:00Creeps of the Day<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6h7Lt0yX-qKnJijxiek10BqWjkq8EMJlP4zueKGb-3Zg59RgS0SOyM4NVnVq_6wD-wDONMRv_LLFNmZmC2TSz_tDNcMakG09FY59d096zHwylQxgWfthzF-yJTiA2SmSKN2sNvSCJvtI/s1600-h/joecreep.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389128187669864594" style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6h7Lt0yX-qKnJijxiek10BqWjkq8EMJlP4zueKGb-3Zg59RgS0SOyM4NVnVq_6wD-wDONMRv_LLFNmZmC2TSz_tDNcMakG09FY59d096zHwylQxgWfthzF-yJTiA2SmSKN2sNvSCJvtI/s400/joecreep.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>Kung-Poo</strong><br /><br />Shortly after this picture was taken, the elder to the right shoved this creeps head directly up his own ass for mocking his karate jacket. I know some off you had enough of the doodie jokes, but this one happens to be a true story.<br /><br /><strong><em>Creepy Scale:</em></strong></span>El Capitanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10667094314565138935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7874981936697490166.post-43812175770376951182009-10-06T09:00:00.002-04:002009-10-06T09:00:04.792-04:00Creeps of the Day<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGT1ME6jpewOSlZXiBWJ-_heBl8ut3z-6T0P60KUw7GwWQUFAU_4u6JhAHxiJU4yQ17qpmw_Qn7Npp857DB5UCBgIHJDJXjBeJVce5TTdKqkeLUllBGeXGWqrQJl-CAiQ82VXDmU-kmug/s1600-h/lol.jpg"><img style="WIDTH: 400px; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5388932145751694818" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGT1ME6jpewOSlZXiBWJ-_heBl8ut3z-6T0P60KUw7GwWQUFAU_4u6JhAHxiJU4yQ17qpmw_Qn7Npp857DB5UCBgIHJDJXjBeJVce5TTdKqkeLUllBGeXGWqrQJl-CAiQ82VXDmU-kmug/s400/lol.jpg" /></a><br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#000000;">Head Fart</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#000000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">An odd, wet fart sound came out of this weirdo's mouth while he was making this picture. His head then fell off his body and morphed into a miniature Rosie O'Donnell and started biting peoples legs.</span><br /><span style="color:#000000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>Creepy Scale:</strong></span>El Capitanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10667094314565138935noreply@blogger.com0