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Double Headed Creep

I guess for any normal two headed creep this would be considered a nice normal picture that would be found on their holiday cards. Fortunately for us this will haunt your dreams tonight.

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Nicked

Nicotine is a helluva a drug. And you can never be too careful when you're smoking around a fiend who will do just about anything to get one sweet, sweet drag off of that recessed filter.


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Spin the Bottle

As much as I want this to be the beginning of a nasty Skinamax video, the alleged lesbian to the left looks like she just found out her pet turtle died. I have a feeling the scandalous creeps in the back paid each of these lovebirds 10lbs of cookie dough to perform this amazingly awkward porno.

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The Creep Tongue Kiss

If you're not sure whether or not a girl is into a first date kiss, just throw out the creep tongue. One of three things could happen...

a) She rejects it, calls you a freak, and you play it off like it was a joke
b) She goes for it, and a weird gross make out session ensues
c) She sprints for the nearest exit. Now you have the afternoon to yourself to eat as many hot dogs as you can and read Japanime porno mags till you can't see straight

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