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Body Language

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Guy: Hey baby, do you like doody?
Girl: OMG, OMG!!!


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B*tch, I Do What I Want

The girl in the back is laughing because the creep in blue just...

a) Farted an entire bologna sandwich
b) Is not wearing pants
c) Ate all the hair off of the guy in blacks head


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Creepiest Kung Fu Movie Auditions Ever (oldie but goodie)

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I hear these talented creeps are the latest and greatest cast members signed for the new G.I. Joe movie

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True love...for condiments

Right after this picture was taken, this creep asked if he could cover this poor girls face with ketchup and mustard and rub it against his chest hair.

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No More...OK fine, one more time!

This creep drank an entire gallon of fermented apple cider and asked his girlfriend to throw a rock at his junk at the exact moment that he made a creepy face (pretty kinky, huh?!)


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Creepy Distraction

Now let's be honest, no matter what I write your eyes are going to start off on the cleavage. SO, work your way up the picture and you will surprisingly find that these boobs belong to a beginner creep. Keep up the good work, but next time try to incorporate a little bit of anger and fart into your face!


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Casey Jones You Better Watch Your Speed

After waking up in the middle of the woods with a grape lollipop stuck to his cheek, this amazingly creepy tree hugger stumbled into the nearest bar, won 8 dollars gambling on Big Buck Hunter, and then got arrested for filling his pants with all of the bars salt and pepper shakers


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The Annoyance That is Wool

I hate wool. It's itchy as hell, and even though warm while in the freezing cold, it's unadaptive to indoor conditions. You think you're saving body heat when you're actually suffocating your pores with this 19th century fabric that makes your neck feel like you just got a haircut and the barber did a poor job cleaning you up with talcum powder. Then if you take it off, your neck looks like you went twelve rounds with the Boston Strangler. Not cool.

Judging by the look on this guy's face, I assume he feels the same way I do, because that wool hat is rubbing against his skin and looks pretty scratchy. Pretty soon his face will be all red and irritated, and instead of enjoying a frosty beer, he'll have to walk around explaining to everyone that it's not a rash or ring worm or fucking scabies, it's just irritated because of goddamn wool!


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Distressed Creep

I think creep-on-the-right just realized that she hangs out in the same three bars in Murray Hill and sees the same exact 30 people every single weekend and pays the same $10 for a watered down glass of Popov Vodka and Shop Rite Tonic...or was that my revelation? Either way, the two girls in front are holding hands. Nice.

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