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White Out!

Hey I didn't know they were shooting a sequel to Powder, only this time its going to be called "A man the color of sperm with a small johnson and awesome aqua socks"

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A Dated Maneuver

While the Stop pig man in the front and the side-ponytail are both good ways to ruin a photo (and did ruin a photo in this case), can someone please explain to me why, in the year of our lord two-thousand nine, that douchebag underneath the TV is "raising the roof"? Seriously, that shit wasn't fucking cool when it was "in", but to still do it now makes me want to hurl myself out the window onto a truck bed filled with flu shot syringes.

Grow up, dickhead!

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Perfect Couple

Sally: Alright Todd, I promised my parents I would send them your picture, so say cheese!!!
Todd: Nah, not now pumpkin tits

(Sally squeezes his balls until he looks at the camera)
(Todd throws up in his underwear)

Sally: Who's your daddy?
Todd: You are... (hysterically crying)

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Dear Friends,

As El Capitain pointed our earlier, I have been travelling on vacation wearing lederhosen and berets. I am happy to annouce that I did not kill any homeless people or get breast implants while I was away. Please vote for Creep of the Month below. If not, you will be killed... by a dinosaur... sometime soon...

-Dr. Creepshow



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Screaming Monkey Man

Another Halloween picture ruined. This guy looks like someone is clamping down on his genitals and they give him indian burns and slap him in the face with a piece of roast beef.

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