Creepy Holiday Message

Tomorrow is our great nation's birthday, a time for celebration, patriotism, and ingesting ungodly and potentially life-threatening amounts of potato salad and coleslaw. Unless of course you're reading this and you're from another country, and if that's the case, well...USA! USA! USA! HEYYYYOOOO!!

(chugs 5 cans of Old Milwaukee)
(lights off fireworks)
(burns down double-wide trailer)

But seriously, not only is the 4th of July a good time to get sauced while it's still light outside, it's also a good time to ruin a few photos. Does your Aunt want a picture of all her nieces and nephews wearing Patriotic polo's and neatly pressed khakis? Well, it's up to you to get your ass in that shot and make a face so distorted and creepy that it's sure to make your family debate whether or not you need professional counseling. We're counting on you. Don't fail us.

So, we're off for the weekend - off to grandeur places filled with mystery and solace (the bar). But we'd like to thank all of you Creeps for your amazing submissions, it's been one hell of a launch week. Keep 'em coming, and remember: Creep on, creeping on.

Here are a couple of Historic Creeps sure to keep you up at night. I know that they're already haunting me.



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John Breckinridge was a former Vice President and Confederate General during the Civil War. He also was the great-great-great-great grandfather of both Mathew Perry and Joaquin Phoenix.



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This is the earliest known picture of the "No Neck" version of the Creepy Faces, experts (us) believe.
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Lil John Does Nickelodeon

Creepyfaces.com Analysis:

Be careful here kids, it's a little explicit. But what it loses with it's graphic language, it makes up for in good-hearted Lil John fun

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Wild Man Creep

Cell phones are the devil. Just when you're in the midst of a stimulating conversation with someone, they whip out there phone, and start chatting about who had sex with who the night before and what level of shame they should be feeling. I assume this creep feels the same way. Or maybe he thinks he's He-Man. Either way, good job.
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The No Neck Creep

This "No Neck" phenomenon is taking the creep-o-sphere by storm, like a drunken sorority girl (or Doctor Creepshow) perching on the bar top and setting her feet ablaze to, "All the Single Ladies". The "No Neck" move is sure to be a Creepy Faces mainstay for months to come...
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Germophobic Creep

"STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!"
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What happenend right after this picture was taken?

a) White shirt guy started growling and knawing on someones leg
b) After an intense staredown, the guy in the white shirt got into an epic fist fight with a panda bear in the bathroom
c) White shirt creep tried to kill an innocent puppy and got kicked out of the party
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Ninja Scare Prank in Garage

Creepyfaces.com Analysis:

We'd like to see more pranks like this. Ninja scare prank in bathroom; Ninja scare prank in church; Ninja scare prank in strip club. The possibilities are endless really

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Disembodied Head Creep

When there's no negative space to fill in a forthcoming photo, get creative. There is always room for ruination.
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