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Hot Chick Breaks Up With Dinosaur in Park

Creepyfaces.com Analysis:

Is there anything more seductive than dinosaur love? I don't think so

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Creepy Showdown

Who is the biggest creep in this picture?

A) Creep #1 drawing dinosaurs on the bar
B) Creep #2 doing a difficult backbend and screaming at the ceiling
C) Creep #3 sneezing in creep #2's face
D) Creep #4 & 5 man hugging after an intense game of monopoly
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Attack of the Killer Tomato

This creep got arrested 5 minutes after taking this picture for biting the bicep of a 75 year old woman. The woman in pink walked away with minor cuts, bruises, and hickeys.
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Shadow-Lurker

When you combine white-frame sunglasses, a black wife-beater, a mini-pitcher of lemonade (not pink though, pink is fucking classy), a watermelon and Windex, you get awesome. Stir, repeat.
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Fashion Creep

I don't know what's more creepy, the faux-fade Argyle sweater or the vomit face.
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Scenic Creep

Want to ruin a nice candid shot? Stay out of the sun for several months,start balding, drink excessive amounts of piss Coors Light, and quickly throw yourself in front of a snapping lens. Success!
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Christmas Creeps

Christmas time in Rockefeller Center is magical. There are bums dressed as Santa Claus who smell like dirty feet wrapped in Gouda cheese, Euro-trash flooding the sidewalks and staring skyward, and an insurmountable amount of weirdos wandering the storied Plaza. Case in point, the guy above. The earmuffs are a nice addition, too.
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Death row inmate pulls out eyeball and eats it

Creepyfaces.com Analysis:

Could you imagine if this was used by more people as a tactic to get out of prior obligations?

Mother: "Billy, stop watching aqua teen and do your homework"
Billy: "NOOOO!!!! I hate you!!!!" (rips off ear and eats it)
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Wedding Creep

Have you ever wondered what kind of look you'd get right before a hobo wearing a pastel shirt garrotes you with a wire hangar? Yes? Well, wonder no more. And watch out for those murderous hobos, they have irritable sunburn, too.
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Woman Creates Robotic Horse Legs for Humans

Creepyfaces.com Analysis:

What was this lady thinking?

a) "My legs are too skinny, they need to be more horse-like"
b) "If Seabiscuit can do it, why can't I?"
c) "First, robotic horse-legs. Next.... mechanical donkey feet"
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Three Deep Creepy

Nothing beats a photo layered with creepiness that gets more awful the deeper you go. The last face will haunt my nightmares, alongside the bad guys from Jacob's Ladder, country music, and Cameron Diaz's gigantic tomato head.
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