Top 10 Dubious Toys (via Time.com)Creepyfaces.com Analysis:
We're not sure what we like more: Barbie's pregnant friend or the doll of a homeless girl. Either one of them must be best seller. I mean, what little girl doesn't want to play with homeless people while they console their pregnant teenage friend?
(fart noise)
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Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool (via yahoo news)Creepyfaces.com Analysis:Surprisingly, the police did show some leniency here and did not charge the victim with "being covered in doodie in public".Creepy Scale:
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Google Amazingness (click on image or follow these easy steps)
Step 1: Go to Google.com
Step 2: Type I Like within the search bar Step 3: Read options within drop down menu
Step 4: Realize you are not the only person interested in becoming a dinosaur
Step 5: Buy scotch tape
Step 6: Bite the head off of your sisters Barbie Doll
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Chinese dwarfs set up their own villageCreepyfaces.com Analysis:
Rumor has it that the first order of business is to build an alliance with the Smurfs and declare war on the neighboring Cyclops village.
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The 11 Sexiest things you can find at the 99 cent store (via 11points.com)Creepyfaces.com Analysis:Next time your about to buy an $8 beer in the city, think twice. You could get 8 Nipple Brushes for that same amount.Creepy Scale:
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Tourist Gets Penis Set on Fire by Greek Woman (via gadling.com)How do travel policies not cover "burned penis"? I mean really, who doesn't get their penis dosed with Sambuca and set of fire while on vacation? (awkward silence)Creepy Scale:
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Woman stabs man over Pop Tart Denial (via abcnews.com)Creepyfaces.com Analysis:We can only pray that nobody steals this woman's dunkaroos.Creepy Scale:
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An Urn That Looks Like Your Head (via About.com)Creepyfaces.com Analysis:We think that this company should be advertising the many uses of the product. For instance, you can use it for more than just storing the ashes of loved ones. Personally, I've been looking for a good place to store my mini-snickers bars and think a small model of a dead relatives head would be perfect.(awkward silence)
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Edible Excretions: Taiwans Toilet Restaurant (via Time.com)Creepyfaces.com Analysis:Wheeew, what a relief. Now I totally don't feel weird for eating bologna sandwiches out of my bathtub.Creepy Scale:
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Man Falls in Love with his Pillow (via nytimes.com)Creepyfaces.com Analysis:Does this mean that it is now socially acceptable for me to announce the long love affair I've had with my Jessica Rabbit bath towel? She loves me and doesn't judge me for my mistakes. Not like YOU!(crying in the fetal position)Creepy Scale:
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Man Arrested With 1,000 Underpants (via metro.co.uk)Creepyfaces.com Dramatic Reenactment:Guy #1: "Dude, you're insane. What are you gonna do now with 1,000 pairs of used underwear?"Guy #2: "What am I NOT gonna do with them?"(Guy #2 then neatly constructs a lifesize model of Barney the Dinosaur using only purple underwear and holds its hand)Guy #2: "So... wanna come to the park with us?"Creepy Scale:
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Man sniffing gasoline bursts into flames after being Tasered
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Moral of the story: Always remember to lubricate (marinate) yourself in duck sauce before sniffing any flammable substances...just in case.
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Snopes.com:
Man fights Mountain Lion with Chainsaw.
Creepyfaces Analysis:Sounds like the synopsis to a Uwe Boll movie, doesn't it? But it's not. And you're skeptical brain thought this kind of amazingness only happened while you hallucinated on rubbing alcohol and pot brownies, didn't it? Well, shame on you then.Creepy Scale:
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Robot Baby Spits FireCreepyfaces.com Analysis:We can only imagine that this is a preventative step for teenage pregnancy. Think about it. Your a lonely teenager, thinking about experimenting with sex. Then the thought pops into your head: "Hmmm, this could lead to me giving birth to a robot baby who will breathe fire and engulf me in flames". Result: ContraceptivesCreepy Scale:
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20 Best Movie MustachesCreepyfaces.com Analysis:We were looking for something to honor the Creep of the Week. We rummaged through a bunch of articles and stumbled upon this gem. Normally this article might not have made the cut, but once we saw the Sean Connery picture in the movie 'Zardoz', we couldn't resist. It's like James Bond took on a nasty cocaine and malt liqueur addiction and started hooking on street corners in the future. Hmmm, that's actually not a bad movie plot.Creepy Scale:
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Threesome from HellCreepyfaces.com Analysis:A couple of bottles of whiskey, some 8-balls of cocaine, two men that want to have sex with you, and a sharp machete-like knife. What could possibly go wrong?Creepy Scale:
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Man Marries DogCreepyfaces.com Analysis:How does anyone know if the dog is consenting to this marriage? Give it a biscuit and you could get this dog to marry a a homeless man's pair of underwear
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Prostitute Paid with Box of Frito-LaysCreepyfaces.com Dramatic Re-enactment:Prostitute: (while leaning over car window) "Hey baby, in the mood for some lovin?"Frito-Lays man: "Depends sweetheart. You in the mood for some delicious corn chips?"
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