Creeps of the Day



Golden Shower!

At first glance this picture doesn't seem that bad. Then you realize the creep on the left is giving his "O" face as he's getting a golden shower from a guy standing on the bar. Then to his right you see just how disgustingly turned on Seacrest is.

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The Criss Cross

Opposite of the much-maligned by white suburbanites "Westside" gang/rapper symbol, this sign is the desperate insignia of drunken beach goers trying to find their way to the bathroom to puke up a quart of red-headed slut shots.

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The Comedian

Carrot Top's brother, Boner Top, has a different approach to shock comedy - he screams at women taking pictures in bars while downing quarts of Popov vodka mixed with Peach Snapple, thus making him 100x funnier than his brother.

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"Here Comes the Big One"

At least that's what we think his shirt says. Oddly enough, there's also a fun "Bite Me!" advertisement in the bar. Combine the two hidden innuendos, with this creepo and you get one grossly ruined picture.

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