Creeps of the Day

This is a three-part COTD.

PART I: Recognizance




Hey look, attractive girls and alcohol that doesn't come in a plastic bottle and you're nowhere to be found. Coincidence? No. But check out the guy in the upper-right corner sneaking his way. "Hey, we're all drunk, we're all laughing it up, we're all feeling good, who knows who's hand that is unbuttoning my bra?"

Part II: Checking For Witnesses



The creep shows his full face. This is like watching pirahna swim lazily around a helpless goldfish...

Part III: Making Moves



As stated above, those chapped, bristly lips could be any one's, right? Right?


*Bonus - look at the girl sprawled out face-first in the background. I bet she's having regrettable sex later!




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Truly Scary

A Big Boss Man look-alike, a woman with a face that's being blasted by a jet engine...Just another standard night at the local OTB. Anyone have a USA Gold to spare, or a shot of paint thinner?



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Ooh, Ooh That Smell

Via an Eagle-eyed Reader: "(name redacted) looks like he's trying to smell his own fart."

I agree. And there's nothing more satisfying than farting, catching a whiff, and giddily awaiting the moment when the rest of your companions smell the awfulness that is the insides of your putrid stomach. Bravo, sir.

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