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Friday nights at the halfway house were always a good time...
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Friday nights at the halfway house were always a good time...
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F'ing Mooch
Narcoleptic Roy is infamous for riding his Big Wheel to random friends houses, using them for their beer, pool, and toilet (not cool).
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NYE Gone Wrong
Moments after this picture was taken, this drunken creep celebrated New Years Eve by peeing his pants and making out with a homeless man on 42nd St.
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HOBO
I would like to thank the band for playing some Greatful Dead and enticing this creep with his awesome shorts to rock out and scare away all the patrons.
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Flags of Our Creepers
Looks like someone had a little too much Patriotism at their 4th of July Party. And by "Patriotism", I mean "rubbing alcohol mixed with Popov Vodka."
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You Won't Like Me When I'm Angry
Creepyfaces.com Reenactment:
(Hot girl strolls into bar)
(Creep #1 gives his pal the "I got this one" push)
(Creep #2 farts as loud as he can sending creep #1 and girl to hospital with 2nd degree burns)
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More Wedding Disaster
Was there a single usable picture taken from this wedding? Nothing like paying $5,000 for a photographer and having every picture ruined by a group of nomad picture ruining weirdos.
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And the winner is.....
The Comedian
It's not everyday that Carrot Top goes to your local bar and ruins a picture with you and your friends, but when he does, you might just have a shot at Creep of the Week.
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The Comedian
It's not everyday that Carrot Top goes to your local bar and ruins a picture with you and your friends, but when he does, you might just have a shot at Creep of the Week.
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More Than You'll Ever Know
It looks like this creep is simply ruining a picture of a happy couple, doesn't it? Well, you're wrong. Again. Like the time you thought drying your underwear in the oven was a good idea. Still want to know what going on here? Too bad. Stop being wrong, and maybe I'll let you know. Until then, use the Laundromat down the block, you fucking weirdo.
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Next Level Creeping
Would you believe me if I said that this picture was actually meant for the creep in the back, and right before the camera flashed 6 chicks swooped in and ruined HIS picture? That my friends is the future of creeping.
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Tourist Gets Penis Set on Fire by Greek Woman (via gadling.com)
How do travel policies not cover "burned penis"? I mean really, who doesn't get their penis dosed with Sambuca and set of fire while on vacation?
(awkward silence)
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Unhappily Ever After
Looks like taking a few tabs of acid on the booze cruise wasn't the best idea. Later on that night as Jimbo continued to see small animals talking to him, his wife put his balls in a vice and castrated him. Good work pal
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Mustard Tongue
The hot-dog burp this guy released moments later caused a chain reaction of panic, projectile vomiting, and uncontrollable weeping. Some say it was the best night of their lives.
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Unluckiest Man In The World
What's worse than being a cab driver in NYC? Running over a magical leprechaun on St. Patty's Day. Good luck finding the gold now, Sabul (actual name of driver).
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Maury: Paternity Test Shocker
Regardless of the results, I have a feeling these two have a bright future together. Call me crazy, but during that abnormally excessive celebration dance, I saw a twinkle in his eye. A love twinkle.
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Wabbits
These two on the right are the Lenny & George of creepfaces.com. Embrace them. Or mock them, like I do.
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King Kong
Fast forward 30 minutes to when this creep snags the girl in gray, climbs the Empire State Building, repeatedly pounds his chest, swats down 14 military aircraft's, and then hides in Central Park so he can cry in fetal position.
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Tina Turner Bowling Creepo
Is that Tina Turner? Nope, just some pale shaved legged, daisy duke wearing weirdo with a wig. We miss Ike :(
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Last of the Mohcreepans
Nothing like a night out with the guys drinking moonshine and shooting my weird eye out.
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Headlicker
Tastes like Dandruff control Pert-Plus with a dab of receding hairline!
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Creepiest 4 minutes of children's TV Ever (wiggles)
Creepyfaces.com Analysis:
How many of you hate dancing? Well, hate no more, for I have enclosed a 4 minute "how to" video that will give you the confidence you have been searching your entire life for.
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Wind Turbine Face
How does someone make this face? I'm pretty sure that he either had a 1,000 mph wind turbine blowing in his face or he just got punched in the chops by an invisible ninja midget.
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IMPORTANT NEWS: Site Update
Friends and Colleagues,
In the immortal words of Anthony Soprano: I'm gonna say a few things, I'm gonna say some bad words, and you're just gonna have to deal with it...
Submissions have fucking sucked lately. They've been more boring than a night on the town with the corpse of Michael Jackson. Ok, maybe that would be kind of fun and super creepy, but still, we've been watching paint dry over here. But we're not blaming you. Never. We're blaming ourselves. We're the ones who have not ignited the flame that makes you want to win creep of the week, that makes you want to submit pictures of yourselves and loved ones looking worse than that day you forgot to shower, fell in a puddle of oil and garbage, and then accidentally crapped your pants. OH GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE!!!
(weeps softly into favorite blanket)
But we need your help. Our once plentiful bounty of disgusting photos is drying up faster than the U.S. oil reserves, except we're not lying like those bastards in powdered wigs! We've resorted to cannibalistic measures. People have been crossed. Alliances have been breached. Creepyfaces.com is on the brink of total anarchy!
(adorns Viking helmet)
(pillages)
So it's up to you, weirdo's of the world, to help us. Without you, we're in grave danger of resorting to typical blog tactics: posts about our day, posts about food, posts about shit you don't care about. And it will all be lacking the creeps we love, hiding in the background trying to ruin shit.
Help us. By helping us, we help you. If not, then, well, get ready for some boring-ass-shit, comrades.
Best Regards,
- The Federation Formerly Known as The Registered Creeps
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The Oh Face
In the distance is a naked man with a boner. Notice the shock and awe. And gayness.
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Cropping the Creep
Why is this girl covering her eyes? Well, we here at CF.com don't believe in male nudity. Female nudity? Yes, please. But male? Send that shit to TMZ or that gay guy who got snot-boxed by Will.i.am. So where this picture is cropped at the bottom, that's where the nudity comes into play. Naked below the waist, empty bathtub, crouching...Do the math.
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Lollapalooza 2009- The World's Best Dancer
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Umm, I know drugs are bad and all, but these creeps are my new hero's (sorry mom). They are EASILY the most seductive and innovative dancers of the 21st century.
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The (Wo)man in the Mirror
"You're great!"
"No, you're great!"
"No, you're great!"
"No, you're fucking great!"
"No, you're fucking great!"
"I hate your face!"
"No, I fucking hate your face!"
"If you don't stop looking at me, I'm going to murder you!"
"No, I'm going to fucking murder you!"
(screams)
(smashes mirror with beer bottle)
(escorted out by police)
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Golden Shower!
At first glance this picture doesn't seem that bad. Then you realize the creep on the left is giving his "O" face as he's getting a golden shower from a guy standing on the bar. Then to his right you see just how disgustingly turned on Seacrest is.
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The Criss Cross
Opposite of the much-maligned by white suburbanites "Westside" gang/rapper symbol, this sign is the desperate insignia of drunken beach goers trying to find their way to the bathroom to puke up a quart of red-headed slut shots.
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The Comedian
Carrot Top's brother, Boner Top, has a different approach to shock comedy - he screams at women taking pictures in bars while downing quarts of Popov vodka mixed with Peach Snapple, thus making him 100x funnier than his brother.
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"Here Comes the Big One"
At least that's what we think his shirt says. Oddly enough, there's also a fun "Bite Me!" advertisement in the bar. Combine the two hidden innuendos, with this creepo and you get one grossly ruined picture.
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Surprise
After being unpleasantly surprised by his friends for his birthday party, this creep accidentally pissed his pants and hid under a booth table until coaxed out by the promise of a karate lessons and new tevas.
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And the winner is.....
Groupie
A lesson to be learned by all of our Creepyface followers, taking creepy pictures at a wedding is like fishing in a barrel. This wedding Groupie saw the moment, made a terrible face, and ruined another picture. By my count it's....
Creepypeople: 5
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A lesson to be learned by all of our Creepyface followers, taking creepy pictures at a wedding is like fishing in a barrel. This wedding Groupie saw the moment, made a terrible face, and ruined another picture. By my count it's....
Creepypeople: 5
Wedding Albums: 0
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Family Portrait
Both parents were very proud of their son. Not for his ability to put on his Velcro tuxedo shoes all by himself, or the way he screamed like a old woman whenever water dribbled down his chin, but for his ability to flash his beautiful smile whenever the cameras came out for pictures.
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The Train Wreck
Not that there's any semblance to this picture, but it's pretty amazing that everyone is doing something completely different, albeit equally retarded looking.
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The Slide-Stepper
Found commonly in the Macarena and Electric Slide, the "slide-step" can also be used to ruin potentially nice pictures, as demonstrated here by this drunk wedding creepo.
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Shore Creeps
Lurking along the spacious shoreline of New Jersey are a shitload of regional creeps. No, they're not those orange-looking weirdos who spike their hair and plunge needles into their asses; no, these guys are different. They're the ones pissing on shoes that stick out from under bathroom stalls and getting thrown out for barfing on the bar counter.
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The Deep
Every creepy picture is a work of art. This is like the Mona Lisa, if the Mona Lisa featured two drunks looking like they just came out of the bathroom after inhaling a stale canister of dust-off.
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Duck Tales Woohoo
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Finally, the kidnapping mastermind Scrooge McDuck and his antics are revealed in this "show all" video. He now joins the criminal ranks with other ducks, such as Launchpad McQuack, who was arrested last week on charges of sexual battery and prostitution.
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Frankenstein
This is what happens when evil scientists attempt to build a superhuman by injected an average man with DNA from Michael Strahan and a rabid squirrel.
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Go White Sox!
That was the caption that this person submitted when sending this Creepyface pic to us. What could it mean? We can only assume that traditionally after every White Sox win, this girl pulls down her freinds pants and spanks him relentlessly with a bunch of rolled up newspapers.
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Birthdays YAY!
This guy was so overwhelmed with excitement from getting the World of Warcraft T-shirt he was longing for that his face couldn't handle it.
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Giant Creep
This creep is...
a) A Fire Marshal Bill wannabe cock blocking machine from hell
b) Amazingly gifted at destroying everything good and wholesome
c) Is wearing pink high heels with tube socks
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Tankini Creep
Look, anyone who has a mustache is funny(the only exception may be Hitler). Stalin? Hysterical! Tom Selleck? A riot! This guy? Fucking awesome!
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Operation Repo - Just Beat It! - truTV.com
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Oh please, any obsessed Michael Jackson fan with the ability to travel back in time would react the same exact way...right? (if you're an impatient nerd then skip ahead to 1 minute 55 seconds for the good stuff)
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Woman stabs man over Pop Tart Denial (via abcnews.com)
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We can only pray that nobody steals this woman's dunkaroos.
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Open Bar Dude
Officer Farva getting his moneys worth while trying to seduce the ladies into an extremely creepy mustache ride.
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Shark Attack II
When around mentally disturbed creeps, you must always watch the lower-third of the photo to make sure some asshole isn't popping his head in, obliterating a nice shot.
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The Beer Has Gone Bad!
These creeps...
a) Just found out Santa Claus wasn't real
b) Got attacked by a gang of 16 year old tree hugging hippis who made them eat ganja balls
c) Just found out the bar didn't serve cookies & milk :(
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How do you find elusive penguins? Follow their poop from outer space
(via usatoday.com)
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You had a big lunch. Maybe something with beans and/or hot milk. You go to the bathroom to take care of your business. Just remember. Big Brother is watching you! ... From outer space!
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Public Pool Creep
Who doesn't belong?
a) Guy in the back digging in his cup for his last alcohol infused piece of fruit
b) Girl in yellow bikini with an almost caramel color to her skin
c) The guy with the farmers tan who wore his high school singlet, his volleyball foakleys, and rode in on his '92 Camaro (which he claims is not street legal)
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Truly Creepy
This is the last thing Laura the intern saw before Mr. Smith quietly locked the door behind him, switched on a soft lamp, and starting unbuckling his belt.
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Another Useless Invention
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The author of this creepy ass posting said it best: "Another useless invention to lose weight...sold to losers everywhere"
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Worst Birthday... Ever...
We're pretty sure that this was creepiest birthday celebration ever. That's what happens when you substitute a diet sprite can for a birthday cake and insert some super creep who looks like he is putting a horrible curse on you as you blow out the candles.
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Creepy Infomercial
Was there a ever a point in your life where you looked in the mirror and said to yourself, "I will never be gross enough to make it on Creepyfaces.com!" Well this drunken homegirl did, and now with her purchase of the 3PC Creeper Set she has officially made the cut.
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Where Dreams Come True
I'm sure old Uncle Walt is really proud that his company hires and features the likes of this weirdo. But then again, Walt Disney was a Nazi, so maybe in some sick, demented way, he loves having a plastered hipster rocking a "Voluntear" shirt and black cut-off jorts, and drinking Pabst from a can.
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