Camp CreepHours later the creep on the left was found gutting his two friends and singing show tunes.Creepy Scale:
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Third Wheel Domination
And yet another future facebook profile picture ruined. Good job guy who can contort his face to look like a mixture of Howard the Duck and Skeletor.Creepy Scale:
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Petrified
What do you do when your deathly afraid of having your photo taken? Well, you do what this guy on the right did: close your eyes tight, as tight as possible, and tell yourself "this isn't happening" over and over until it's actually over and you can vomit freely into your coat pocket.
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Triple Threat
If you're in a bar and you see these 3 jerks be careful. Just when you think you're getting a good panoramic shot of the bar, these 3 ninja warriors will slip in your picture without you ever seeing them.
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White Out!
Hey I didn't know they were shooting a sequel to Powder, only this time its going to be called "A man the color of sperm with a small johnson and awesome aqua socks"
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JealousyWhat is the older man with the cool glowing necklace thinking:A) I know this Journey song too (Pouting inside)B) I love me Lucky Charms (Referring to ziplock bags of fingernail clippings)C) I can't wait for these boys to lose all inhibitionsCreepy Scale:
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Creepwork OrangeNot really sure what the premise of this situation is but I'm pretty sure it involed lots of narcotics and dead bodies.Creepy Scale
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Company DisasterSmile...As this will be your last picture with this firm! (Finally crashes through table)Creepy Scale:
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Evil Stepmother
That's a huge BITCH!!!
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Sunday FootballThis guy thought he was going to have the perfect season opener at his local watering hole. His team was finally winning a game and he found a girl to go home and celebrate with until this guy from the local asylum drops by to hang out and go down on this girls hand.
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Zombieland
Don't expect a rusty trombone from any one of these girls. After a few drinks they lose the use of their arms.
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Creep it in the Family
Its pretty easy to tell who is related here. I'd love to see the holiday photos that family sends out!
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After Party
Looks like Kanye's entourage got to Taylor Swifts brother during his congratulatory speech.
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Tripod
These girls are the only thing keeping this guy standing while he gives his sister the open mouth hug-kiss.
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Goonies
Someone tell Chunk that the truffle shuffle doesn't do it for the girls and to keep his cool yellow T-shirt on.
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Point and CreepNot sure if there is a dead hooker on the ground or this guy just filled his underpants with his steak dinner he ate an hour ago. Either way he's an all star.Creepy Scale:
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ScardyCreep
Looks like the bar ran out of beer and this guy wasn't letting anyone get the last one.
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HOBOI would like to thank the band for playing some Greatful Dead and enticing this creep with his awesome shorts to rock out and scare away all the patrons.
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Unhappily Ever After
Looks like taking a few tabs of acid on the booze cruise wasn't the best idea. Later on that night as Jimbo continued to see small animals talking to him, his wife put his balls in a vice and castrated him. Good work pal
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Last of the Mohcreepans
Nothing like a night out with the guys drinking moonshine and shooting my weird eye out.
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