A Little Bit of Awesome
Why I love this picture: The guy on the left looks ready to tear out someone's still-beating heart; the guy next to him looks like he's crop dusting the booth for an hour; the guy behind the booth is both smashed out of his fucking mind and trying to stick his finger in crazy guy's drink; and some girl who thinks she's helping the photographer by yelling at the fingerer is actually stepping into the frame. Brav-fucking-O.
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Extra, Extra, Read All About It
Just in; a mentally challenged creep escaped from prison and has gone on a violent bra snapping spree. He was last seen running through Central Park wearing one of his victims sports bras and tighty whities. Watch out ladies!
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The "Praise Jesus" CreepWe're not exactly sure what this girl was thinking when she snapped this gem. Maybe "I'm f*ing trashed, lemme get a closeup of my face". What she probably wasn't thinking was "Maybe some real creepo will be praising lord Jesus in dark sunglasses in the background".Creepy Scale:
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GroupieYou ever go to a function or a party that has that one creep who, no matter what is going on, drinks way more than they can handle? Well, we found that person, and from the looks of it, she's a big fan of Gene Simmons, or vomiting.Creepy Scale :
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Bar MayhemTrying to capture the essence of your typical Northern New Jersey bar scene? Want to make sure you catch every pair of indoor sunglasses, every set of ice-pick sideburns, every witty t-shirt slogan? Well, make sure you keep your eye out for the crazy lady riding on the back of the deranged drink sipper. They will fuck up every shot you have on that Kodak disposable camera, making you $8 poorer.Creepy Scale:
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Cheers To You
Have you ever been so drunk that you threw up in the toilet bowl mid doody? Well, this creep has!
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An Urn That Looks Like Your Head (via About.com)Creepyfaces.com Analysis:We think that this company should be advertising the many uses of the product. For instance, you can use it for more than just storing the ashes of loved ones. Personally, I've been looking for a good place to store my mini-snickers bars and think a small model of a dead relatives head would be perfect.(awkward silence)
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Nintendo Throw BackTo the creep in front row: Instead of smiling for the camera and scratching your junk, maybe you should turn around and hit King Hippo in the gut before his fist comes crashing down on you.Creepy Scale:
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Casual Creep
No ties, no jackets, no formalities, just one creep deciding he's had enough of the woman walking around and asking people to bunch up for the 36th take of the same group picture, regardless of the bad lighting, disinterest, and multiple bottles of Lite beer decorating the table. Creepy Scale:
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And the winner is............
Spin the Bottle
Next time lets get all four of you ladies kissing and get some weird homelesss guy to make a face in the background. Now that might be a recipe for Creep of the Month.
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Creep vs. Psycho
Opinion: All pictures are better off with creepy drunken bunny ears
Fact: Guy in back right is going to smash his Heineken Light over the bearded creeps head for stepping too close to his bitch
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The Creepy StranglerLooking to spice up a party? Just invite this guy, who brings all sorts of fun like grabbing random girls and putting them in chokeholds for pictures.
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