I'm sure old Uncle Walt is really proud that his company hires and features the likes of this weirdo. But then again, Walt Disney was a Nazi, so maybe in some sick, demented way, he loves having a plastered hipster rocking a "Voluntear" shirt and black cut-off jorts, and drinking Pabst from a can.
What do you get when you combine Popeye, a bitter beer face, and the Whassuuuuup beer commercial? You get a really bad picture...with a splash of awesomeness.
Bottom line: When you see a photo of a formal setting - people wearing tuxedos, expensive flower decorations, alcohol that doesn't come in a plastic jug - and someone has their shirt off in the background, you know it was a pretty sick time. Or a sickly time. Like projectile vomiting and shit...
I'm not sure if this creep makes out with all females like he's a wet dog in heat OR if he is merely about to projectile vomit all over this vulnerable girls face?! Either way, the guy on the left is clearly shitting his pants in disgust.
Why I love this picture: The guy on the left looks ready to tear out someone's still-beating heart; the guy next to him looks like he's crop dusting the booth for an hour; the guy behind the booth is both smashed out of his fucking mind and trying to stick his finger in crazy guy's drink; and some girl who thinks she's helping the photographer by yelling at the fingerer is actually stepping into the frame. Brav-fucking-O.
Just in; a mentally challenged creep escaped from prison and has gone on a violent bra snapping spree. He was last seen running through Central Park wearing one of his victims sports bras and tighty whities. Watch out ladies!
We're not exactly sure what this girl was thinking when she snapped this gem. Maybe "I'm f*ing trashed, lemme get a closeup of my face". What she probably wasn't thinking was "Maybe some real creepo will be praising lord Jesus in dark sunglasses in the background".
You ever go to a function or a party that has that one creep who, no matter what is going on, drinks way more than they can handle? Well, we found that person, and from the looks of it, she's a big fan of Gene Simmons, or vomiting.
