Boat Beast
Shortly after this picture was taken they wrestled the Creepy pale merman to the ground, sliced him up, and used him for bait.Creepy Scale:
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Blue Steel"What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?"
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Cleavland Rocks!
Who is the biggest creep in this picture?a) Ted Allen in a pink shirtb) Obsessed fan with lockjawc) Man in blue shirt vomiting in his pants d) Axe murderer with constipated stare (back right)Creepy Scale:
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Man sniffing gasoline bursts into flames after being Tasered
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Moral of the story: Always remember to lubricate (marinate) yourself in duck sauce before sniffing any flammable substances...just in case.
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Stay Away From The DarknessThis is what you see when you take peyote at a road-side arts & crafts shop in El Paso that's run by a mother daughter combo hellbent on spreading their witchcraft. Or maybe that was just my experience...Creepy Scale:
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Creepy 80's Bonanza SpectacularIs this...a) A realistic interpretation of how people dressed in the 80'sb) A realistic interpretation of Charles Manson's idea of "the future"c) The last photo taken before the person on the left (red headband) had a makeover, got breast implants, and changed their name to Brittney SpearsCreepy Scale:
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GILF?!?!
I'm not sure whats creepier, the dope body on the golden girl or the disturbing images that I'm getting of Magda doing the reverse cowgirl on Woody Harelson!
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Puckered CreepLeave it up to a giant, bearded, constipated Asian man to jump in on pic and ruin everything.Creepy Scale:
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The Graduate CreepIn order to be a part of this picture, it was required that all participants either have a butt-cut, or rip 34 tubes prior to commencement.Creepy Scale:
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Fitting InWant to guarantee a night that ends with you taking a cab home from the bar alone, drunk and ornery, and reeking of spilled margaritas and possibly some wet garbage? Ruin a girls group shot. Nobody likes you. Except us, of course.Creepy Scale:
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You Have The Right To Remain Creepy
After this picture was taken, creepy mustache cop unleashed his "nightstick", beat the two gals senseless, dressed the other 2 nerds up in their mini skirts, and then forced them to play double dutch until the sun came up. Creepy Scale:
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Perfect SymmetryI don't know if this picture was ever going to be normal, but there is enough about it to make it creepy. And sad. Mostly sad, actually...Creepy Scale:
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