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Rocky VII
This groom thinks he's got a keeper for his wedding album but he soon will see his intoxicated buddy doing his best Rocky impression.
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Rocky VII
This groom thinks he's got a keeper for his wedding album but he soon will see his intoxicated buddy doing his best Rocky impression.
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How to Make a "Dude Fest '09" Picture...
4 Dudes
27 Natty Lights
1 Weirdo in the back who looks like he crapped his pants
1 Dude giving "thumbs up"
1/2 Tablespoon of cinnamon
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Watch Your Back
Creeping truly is an art form with various levels of skill, and in rare cases, natural talent. A truly gifted creep can not only sneak his way into a memorable photograph, but can also swallow your grandmothers earring, take a bite of your cheeseburger, and steal your Superman underwear completely undetected. See him yet? It'll come to you.
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Innuendos
If you get creative enough, you can imagine what it looks like the girl on the right is trying to do. Not that she is, but I'm just saying...
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Pepe Le Pee UUU?
The french guy in the back couldn't tell if that was delicious cheese that he smelled or if the growling vixen farted. I'm going to go with neither and that he is probably getting a wiff of his sweat infused dirty sanchez.
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The King
This is what happens when Elvis's gardeners evil son pays a homeless man to eat 2 ounces of peyote and hum Blue Suede Shoes while wearing prescription lenses that he found in a pile of garbage.
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The Nine-Fingered Fellow
Losing the tip of your finger is not unfortunate - not by any means - in fact, it makes life a little more fun. Case in point - pretending your stabbing someone in the eye with you nub. Unlimited fun. Add alcohol, infinite fun!
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Specialty Act
This creep remained on the dance floor for several hours catching an astonishing 62 hard boiled eggs in her mouth, earning herself a 7 second standing ovation (me clapping). I wonder if she works bachelor parties?
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Man Falls in Love with his Pillow (via nytimes.com)
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Does this mean that it is now socially acceptable for me to announce the long love affair I've had with my Jessica Rabbit bath towel? She loves me and doesn't judge me for my mistakes. Not like YOU!
(crying in the fetal position)
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Masked Creep!
I'm not sure whats creepier, the fact that everyone is taking this picture like its a normal photo or the fact that the guy in the middle is wearing his cool wrestling mask out with a "LETS HUG IT OUT" t-shirt on.
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Leaking Creep
The scale of ruination in this picture is phenomenal, but what I'm more intrigued by is the blood stain in the middle of the t-shirt that shapes like Italy. If it's not blood, then I hope it's ketchup. The kind you get in little packets at McDonald's that has the added salt and gluttony. I would put that shit on a Luger's steak and show the chef, it's that good.
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Makeout Session
Guy: "Mmm, you like that baby?"
Girl: "Hehe, what do you think, Todd?!"
Creep: Bites the girls neck, slaps the guy in the junk, runs screaming into a wall, wakes up in prison
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