The Return of the Hipster
This hipster walked around in his skinny jeans for twelve more minutes, ruining photo after photo, then returned to his studio in Soho to drink micro-brewed beer and cut himself with a shard of broken glass while listening to the B-sides of his new Vampire Weekend imported LP.
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Creep of the Day,
El Capitan
Unidentified Super Fan
Crowded bar, Rey Mysterio Jr. mask, creepyfaces.com t-shirt...this man deserves a cookie.
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Creeps of the Day,
Sgt. Mustache
Top 10 Dubious Toys (via Time.com)Creepyfaces.com Analysis:
We're not sure what we like more: Barbie's pregnant friend or the doll of a homeless girl. Either one of them must be best seller. I mean, what little girl doesn't want to play with homeless people while they console their pregnant teenage friend?
(fart noise)
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Creepy Stories of the Day,
Doctor Creepshow
Camp CreepHours later the creep on the left was found gutting his two friends and singing show tunes.Creepy Scale:
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Creep of the Day,
Lardo Eduardo
The Jealous Type
What's up with the psycho on the far left? Do you think she's mad because she doesn't own a Deuce McCallister jersey? I think so. That, or she's just a bitch...
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Creep of the Day,
El Capitan
And this years sexiest creep alive is...
Lets take a closer look at the losers...I mean finalists:
Creep #1: Glossy hyper colored button down with perfectly trimmed chest hair (possibly a bit ahead of his time)
Creep #2: Playing for the "skins" team, drooling on his feet, and rocking last nights vomit stains on his chest (it's the style...in Bum Land)
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Creep of the Day,
Sgt. Mustache
Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool (via yahoo news)Creepyfaces.com Analysis:Surprisingly, the police did show some leniency here and did not charge the victim with "being covered in doodie in public".Creepy Scale:
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Creepy Stories of the Day,
Doctor Creepshow
Kung-Poo
Shortly after this picture was taken, the elder to the right shoved this creeps head directly up his own ass for mocking his karate jacket. I know some off you had enough of the doodie jokes, but this one happens to be a true story.
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Creep of the Day,
Sgt. Mustache
Head FartAn odd, wet fart sound came out of this weirdo's mouth while he was making this picture. His head then fell off his body and morphed into a miniature Rosie O'Donnell and started biting peoples legs.Creepy Scale:
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Creep of the Day,
Doctor Creepshow
Third Wheel Domination
And yet another future facebook profile picture ruined. Good job guy who can contort his face to look like a mixture of Howard the Duck and Skeletor.Creepy Scale:
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Creep of the Day,
Lardo Eduardo
Come Monday
This guy, fresh off the banana boat from a Jimmy Buffet concert, is not only looking forward to a cheeseburger in paradise and a day in Margaritaville, but also hopefully ending the evening by slaughtering some coeds and wearing their skin as a Halloween costume...
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Creeps of the Day,
El Capitan
