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Party Fowl
Not only did this creep's neck disappear prior to the photo being taken, but so did his integrity.
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Party Fowl
Not only did this creep's neck disappear prior to the photo being taken, but so did his integrity.
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Smooth Move
Billy had no idea a soft seductive blow to Kelly's ear would result in a nervous fart that would eat through his jeans leaving him bottomless, rejected, and ashamed.
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Welcome To New York
Couple: Our very first Giants game, so f'ing exciting...Sir, sir, would you um mind taking our picture?
(Cameraman patiently waits for his friend to get into position)
Cameraman: Say Cheese!
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Quite the Looker
Sometimes, after several dozen beers, it's not longer necessary to sneak a peak at some cleavage. No more saying, "oh I was scanning the crowd and just happened to look down your turtleneck," or, "oh I was just checking out that cool necklace you have on - is that white gold?"
No - you just do what this guy is doing, you dive right in, because you know what? You only live once, so who gives a shit if you look like you're trying to burn those boobies into your brain like it's made of carbon paper?
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Running Up On You
Guess who's had one too many Pabst's?
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If you said the guy with his arms around the girls, you are correct. Seven minutes after this photo was taken, he stripped naked and shit in a potted plant.
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This is a three-part COTD.
PART I: Recognizance
Hey look, attractive girls and alcohol that doesn't come in a plastic bottle and you're nowhere to be found. Coincidence? No. But check out the guy in the upper-right corner sneaking his way. "Hey, we're all drunk, we're all laughing it up, we're all feeling good, who knows who's hand that is unbuttoning my bra?"
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PART I: Recognizance
Hey look, attractive girls and alcohol that doesn't come in a plastic bottle and you're nowhere to be found. Coincidence? No. But check out the guy in the upper-right corner sneaking his way. "Hey, we're all drunk, we're all laughing it up, we're all feeling good, who knows who's hand that is unbuttoning my bra?"
Part II: Checking For Witnesses
The creep shows his full face. This is like watching pirahna swim lazily around a helpless goldfish...
Part III: Making Moves
As stated above, those chapped, bristly lips could be any one's, right? Right?
*Bonus - look at the girl sprawled out face-first in the background. I bet she's having regrettable sex later!
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Truly Scary
A Big Boss Man look-alike, a woman with a face that's being blasted by a jet engine...Just another standard night at the local OTB. Anyone have a USA Gold to spare, or a shot of paint thinner?
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Ooh, Ooh That Smell
Via an Eagle-eyed Reader: "(name redacted) looks like he's trying to smell his own fart."
I agree. And there's nothing more satisfying than farting, catching a whiff, and giddily awaiting the moment when the rest of your companions smell the awfulness that is the insides of your putrid stomach. Bravo, sir.
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Hater
She's just jealous because she doesn't get to wear cool, Emo nail polish, too.
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Milk Maids
This guy missed the bus to Tottenham and instead needs to waste some time asking random women for a "suckle." Needless to say, this English Gentleman did not last very long in the bar. But he did get a free ride through the door with his face!
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Nuptial Creep: Volume 2
This is why weddings are awesome, because you can be the guy who gets bombed during cocktail hour and ruins hundreds of photos, and you're that guy, but not in a bad way, in a: "Holy shit, did you see so-and-so punch the bass guitarist in the face and steal his wallet? It was fucking nuts? So-an-so is fucking psycho. Let's buy him free drinks and get him this fucked up every time we go out!"
Or maybe only I think this way. But whatever. Cocktail hour drunk is the best kind of drunk...
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Creep Hysteria
You know what he's laughing at? Your fucking face!
HEYYYYYOOOOOOOO!!
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