This guy, fresh off the banana boat from a Jimmy Buffet concert, is not only looking forward to a cheeseburger in paradise and a day in Margaritaville, but also hopefully ending the evening by slaughtering some coeds and wearing their skin as a Halloween costume...
This turtle is breaking hearts and taking names. Just last week he was making sweet love to the garbage can, and the week before that he had a thing for the flip-flop. Once a cheater, always a cheater...right ladies?!