a) Guy in the back digging in his cup for his last alcohol infused piece of fruit
b) Girl in yellow bikini with an almost caramel color to her skin
c) The guy with the farmers tan who wore his high school singlet, his volleyball foakleys, and rode in on his '92 Camaro (which he claims is not street legal)
This is the last thing Laura the intern saw before Mr. Smith quietly locked the door behind him, switched on a soft lamp, and starting unbuckling his belt.
We're pretty sure that this was creepiest birthday celebration ever. That's what happens when you substitute a diet sprite can for a birthday cake and insert some super creep who looks like he is putting a horrible curse on you as you blow out the candles.
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