The Creepo Has LandedNever been falconing before? Here's a tip: Just let the instructor do the work and make a creepyface like the bird is about to start knawing on your head. Perfecto!Creepy Scale:
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Creeps of the Day,
Doctor Creepshow
Holy Crap
Oh man, this is a piece of art! It has it all; the pop the zit face with elephant ears, the oh so masculine pinky lip, the "yeah mother f*cker, yeahh!" face, and let's not forget the "my cell phone fell out of my pocket" face. Pure genius!Creepy Scale:
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Sgt. Mustache
Flip Cup MVP
Just a guess, but I have a feeling this was the guy who spit on your lip everytime he spoke and smoked the wrong side of the cigarette the whole night; not to mention 5 seconds after this picture was taken, the red cup in his left hand surcame to the enormous amount of pressure and the creep fell directly through the table (upon hitting the ground he let out a massive fart that killed all the grass and wildlife within 10 ft)Creepy Scale:
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Topless Hairy Creep
This creep drank a 30 pack of Michelob Ultra Light, took off all of his clothes, did the worm on a pile of wet garbage, and then fell asleep sitting in a urinal...true story (well, it could be)Creepy Scale:
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The Hand Puppet
Forget props, this guy doesn't need anything but a few irish car bombs and his right hand to creep out the world and scare everyone out of the bar. Believe it or not, he keeps his hand in this position at all times...oh, and he bites so keep your distance. Keep up the good work!Creepy Scale:
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Nightmare on Creep Street
"OMG, Sally, this is like seriously such an amazing picture, we should like totally post this on facebook! HEHE LOL ROTF!! "
Look again ladies, you got creeped the f*ck out by an amazingly talented psychopath! (lock your doors)Creepy Scale:
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Sgt. Mustache
Come From Behind Kind of GuyThis is a classic example of the, "pretend to plow the girl bending over to take a picture" move. It's an easy way to make a splash at any social gathering you're at. Uncomfortable? Uneasy? Anxious? Well, next time you see a girl lean down to take a photo, just shimmy on up behind her and make some lewd gestures. Works best at weddings and work functions.Creepy Scale:
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El Capitan
Lick it!
Careful girls, next time you execute such a seductively creepy face at the bar we suggest you look both ways first (kind of like when crossing the street). After this picture was taken, the unidentified creep to the left ripped this poor girls heels straight off her feet and sprinted out the door. Poor girl had to walk home barefoot in the rain; while the creepy thief put on a brunette wig, mini skirt, his new heels (I believe they were Christian Loubotin's), and went dancing till the sun came up. Lesson learned. Creepy Scale:
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Creeps of the Day,
Sgt. Mustache
Well Trained Creep
When asked to strike a pose the girl to the left naturally flashed the camera her armpit, the girl with the giant earring got nervous and refused to make eye contact, while the other (creep) saw this as the perfect opportunity to share her "bitch, stop looking at me" face. Creepy Scale:
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Creeps of the Day,
Sgt. Mustache
