Major Bludd
I can't stand when people wear sunglasses inside of bars. Unless you're either cross-eyed, or some sort of new-age pirate that's covering a gaping hole exposing your fucking eye socket, get over yourself. Everyone is making fun of you behind your back. And your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you simply because, well, you wear sunglasses inside.
The only saving grace? Do what this guy did; if you find a pair, pop a lens out. Only then is it okay to wear sunglasses inside bars. Oh and if you pop both lenses out, and still wear the frames, then double the points.Creepy Scale:
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El Capitan
Threesome from HellCreepyfaces.com Analysis:A couple of bottles of whiskey, some 8-balls of cocaine, two men that want to have sex with you, and a sharp machete-like knife. What could possibly go wrong?Creepy Scale:
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Creepy Stories of the Day,
Doctor Creepshow
Break it down you little Creep!
So, I know what you're thinking, sexy ass dance move? Hell-f*cking-yeah. Creepy? Not so much. But, please focus your attention to the bass player in the back. While the lead singer gave the normal "what the f*ck is she doing" reaction, the bass player just gave this slimey, perverted, and amazingly creepy stare. Rumor has it that after this photograph was taken he put down the guitar, layed in fetal position, and stuck his entire hand in his mouth. Creepy Scale:
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Creeps of the Day,
Sgt. Mustache
Graduation CreepNothing quite says "Happy Graduation" like double-fisting two hands right up the nose. This creepyface will stay in the family album for years to come.Creepy Scale:
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Creeps of the Day,
Doctor Creepshow
Dog bites woman in special spot...
Creepyfaces.com Analysis:
What do you get when you add an untamed canine and a creepy lunatic woman? A vagina-biting dog of course, duh
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Creepy Videos of the Day,
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The Slider
It's Thanksgiving Eve, time to get crazy for a night and drink like you used to drink when all you did was drink. And maybe take a few pictures with some old friends along the way...Except you forgot about the negative space you left to the right, just enough room for the slider to slip in and destroy a keeper. YOU BETTER WATCH THAT NEGATIVE SPACE!!Creepy Scale:
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Creeps of the Day,
El Capitan
Pure Magic
You can tell a lot about a person by the way they respond to a camera facing their direction; will they do anything they can to show their "good side"? Will they give the zero personality peace symbol, or perhaps the even lamer thumbs up? This creep immediately established dominance in a world of mediocrity by floating (literally) into an obviously predetermined picture that I'm sure would have looked IDENTICAL to every other picture in these girls f*cking photo albums. Job well done!
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Creeps of the Day,
Sgt. Mustache
Aaaagh My Pants Are On Fire!Fear... Pain... Anguish... Disgust. This weirdo incorporated them all into this horrifying shot
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Creeps of the Day,
Doctor Creepshow
Fruity Whore
This is what happens when a creep makes love to a watermelon. Neighbors later reported painful screams and crying, followed by a loud applause.Creepyfaces.com Anaylsis:At least it wasn't a banana
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Creeps of the Day,
Sgt. Mustache
Weeping WeirdoThe guy in the back of the picture:a) Is cry-fartingb) Is being made fun of for reading the Twilight booksc) Just got a text from his roommate telling him his Barbie collection got lost in an apartment fire
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Creeps of the Day,
Doctor Creepshow
