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Via Snopes.com: Man fights Mountain Lion with Chainsaw.
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Sounds like the synopsis to a Uwe Boll movie, doesn't it? But it's not. And you're skeptical brain thought this kind of amazingness only happened while you hallucinated on rubbing alcohol and pot brownies, didn't it? Well, shame on you then.
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The Ice Cream Scoop
I feel for this guy, because when I look at this dude's dome, I too think of chomping down on a frosty scoop of butter pecan ice cream...Plus, Run DMC fucking RAKES!
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Lestat and Louis
"1791 was the year it happened. I was 24, younger than you are now. But times were different then, I was a man at that age: the master of a large plantation just south of New Orleans. I had lost my wife in childbirth, and she and the infant had been buried less than half a year. I would have been happy to join them. I couldn't bear the pain of their loss. I longed to be released from it. I wanted to lose it all... my wealth, my estate, my sanity. Most of all, I longed for death. I know that now. I invited it. A release from the pain of living. My invitation was open to anyone. To the whore at my side. To the pimp that followed. But it was a vampire that accepted it..."
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The "O" Face
Now while the creep in the zebra skin shirt is showcasing a seductively erotic fish face, the man in the very back is securing the title for master creep (along with most dangerous psycho in the bar). See him?? Now be sure not to make eye contact!
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But George, I Just Want To Pet The Wabbits
Shortly after this picture was taken, little Lenny put on his new Velcro sneakers, ripped the head off his teddy bear, and got picked up for school by a short bus covered in Beverly Hills 90210 stickers.
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We're Going To Nationals!
Girl #1 in front: OMG OMG OMG OMG
Girl #2 in front: I love you so f'ing much Susie!
Girl in back right: Yayyy (awkward celebration, no one to hug, cries, farts, runs out of the gymnasium and covers herself in dead grass)
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Stolen Thunder
"Hey Kyle, take a picture of me drinking this entire glass of Pinot Grigio with my pinkie in the air! hehe "
This creep knew just how pathetic this scripted picture was and took it upon himself to ruin a remarkably creative shot (sarcasm) and then dump his Bacardi & diet on the nerds head. Bra-f*ckin-o!
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Scary Shit
Not only did this creep scare the ever loving shit out of me, you, and the cameraman; but clearly a pigeon also felt a familiar urge to crap all over her boyfriends face before it flew head first into a brick wall.
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