The brunette on the left was the 3rd wheel the entire night. When given just a few seconds alone, the other two would makeout like teenagers and rummage through garbage like hobos looking for treats and snacks.
For all you ladies out there, just remember that the way to man's heart is by feeding him sandwiches for hours and then tickling him in the chest until he breaks out into hysterical laughter and then vomits on everyone around him. That's how you'll know you won him over.
As El Capitain pointed our earlier, I have been travelling on vacation wearing lederhosen and berets. I am happy to annouce that I did not kill any homeless people or get breast implants while I was away. Please vote for Creep of the Month below. If not, you will be killed... by a dinosaur... sometime soon...
From wild, untamed jungle gorilla to Creep of the Week. Your life will be changed forever. Prosperity and endorsement deals will be coming to you shortly.
It's not everyday that Carrot Top goes to your local bar and ruins a picture with you and your friends, but when he does, you might just have a shot at Creep of the Week. Creepy Scale:
A lesson to be learned by all of our Creepyface followers, taking creepy pictures at a wedding is like fishing in a barrel. This wedding Groupie saw the moment, made a terrible face, and ruined another picture. By my count it's....
Next time lets get all four of you ladies kissing and get some weird homelesss guy to make a face in the background. Now that might be a recipe for Creep of the Month.
What can you say here? If you get your grandma to cook you a nice dinner in a costume that shows a pink two piece bikini, then you might just win Creep of the Week too.
We've all been there before. Sitting at a wedding by yourself. You never really wanted to go and you secretly hate everyone because you didn't want to spend money on the gift. Take out your aggression in a positive way. Make hideously disgusting faces and ruin all the pictures. Then who wins? You do... You do.
I feel for this guy, because when I look at this dude's dome, I too think of chomping down on a frosty scoop of butter pecan ice cream...Plus, Run DMC fucking RAKES!
