Oops I'm Creepy Again!
This is what happens when you and your friends drink 151 by the handle while getting ready to go to Club Weird. Enjoy the AWESOME caliber of guys that try to pick you up!Creepy Scale:
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Creeps of the Day,
Lardo Eduardo
Come Fly with Me
I don't have much to say about this one, except life would be a little sweeter if the guy on the right could actually use his arms to fly, and wasn't blacked out and sitting on the floor of a dirty bar with his knees covered in cigarette butts and shame.Creepy Scale:
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Creeps of the Day,
El Capitan
A Team
This is called Teamwork. Hit 'em from all angles, then disappear to the bar so you can rub up awkwardly against drunken women drinking from dick straws while celebrating a bacholerette party, and then get thrown out by a bouncer in front of that girl from accounting you're trying to nail. Game. Set. Match.Creepy Scale:
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Creeps of the Day,
El Capitan
Self-Portrait Gone AwryOnce again, the negative space was not taken into account, thus ruining a perfectly worthless self-portrait that at the time seemed like a great idea. But so did the succession of Jager Bombs and shots of Old Gran Dad...Creepy Scale:
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Creeps of the Day,
El Capitan
And the Winner is............
Nuptial Creep
We've all been there before. Sitting at a wedding by yourself. You never really wanted to go and you secretly hate everyone because you didn't want to spend money on the gift. Take out your aggression in a positive way. Make hideously disgusting faces and ruin all the pictures. Then who wins? You do... You do.
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Creep of the Week,
Doctor Creepshow
Steely Eyed CreepIf you stare into those eyes long enough, they will absorb your soul, possess your mind, and force you to drink absurd amounts of imported beer until you vomit into your own hair and end up sleeping on a park bench.Creepy Scale:
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Creeps of the Day,
El Capitan
Not Exclusive
At first glance these two may seem like newlyweds getting ready to order the early bird special at Mount Airy Lodge, BUT truth be told, this stylish old timer (creep) randomly sat next to this heartthrob, ripped open his top button and began eating an astonishing amount of chocolate pudding- Skillzzzzz!
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Creeps of the Day,
Sgt. Mustache
Dictator Creep
I'm pretty sure she's getting to the part of the speech where she declares war on the Republic, threatens all traitors to the revolution, and warns of social genocide. Oh, and then she pounds the podium and executes several of the majesty's personnel via guillotine and the gallows.
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Creeps of the Day,
El Capitan
