Unidentified Super Fan
Crowded bar, Rey Mysterio Jr. mask, creepyfaces.com t-shirt...this man deserves a cookie.
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Come Monday
This guy, fresh off the banana boat from a Jimmy Buffet concert, is not only looking forward to a cheeseburger in paradise and a day in Margaritaville, but also hopefully ending the evening by slaughtering some coeds and wearing their skin as a Halloween costume...
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El Capitan
ShwinggSanta: Hello child, what would you like for Christmas?Boy: I'm too embarrassed to ask, Santa.Santa: Don't be such a pussy, spill your guts or get the f*ck off my kneeAnd so he did, and so he gave....Creepy Scale:
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Screaming Monkey ManAnother Halloween picture ruined. This guy looks like someone is clamping down on his genitals and they give him indian burns and slap him in the face with a piece of roast beef.Creepy Scale:
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Doctor Creepshow
Company DisasterSmile...As this will be your last picture with this firm! (Finally crashes through table)Creepy Scale:
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Lardo Eduardo
The Art Of Seduction
Heres a little tip: Next time you squeeze into your grandma's sexiest lingerie and strike a pose for that highly anticipated facebook picture...look behind your ass first! Creep to the right is truly amazing.
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Nice Try
What's the best way to impress two hot chicks?
A) Remind them how successful you are
B) Expose them to your sensitive side by sharing your favorite Disney movie
C) Dive over a banister, spit your gum at their heads, and scream in agony
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What's Wrong with this Picture?Remember that magazine for kids, Highlights? Well, see how much shit you can find creepy in this picture...The girl with giant boobies wearing what appears to be a toupee...The girl unbuttoning her tablecloth shirt while holding a bottle of Jack(?)...The old people leaning on the railing...The person holding what looks like a pistol in the air...The high school gymnasium that this weirdo party was held...Creepy Scale:
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He's Pure Evil!Ah Halloween, the time for girl's to dress like sluts and for guys to dress up like their favorite serial killer/immortal lunatic. I wonder how much time lapsed between this picture being taken and Michael Myers garroting this poor woman with her duster?Creepy Scale:
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The Amazins'You've come a long way since 1986, Daryl Strawberry!Creepy Scale:
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The Geriatric Lurker Old Man River? More like Old Man Erection! Ah? Ah? Ah?/shows self outCreepy Scale:
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The REAL CreepYes, the girls in front may be making funny faces in an attempt to trash the photo, but check out the fucking guy in the back. One can only make that face while doing two things: A) taking a dump, or B) skeeting. You choose. I'll be over there, puking.Creepy Scale:
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ScardyCreep
Looks like the bar ran out of beer and this guy wasn't letting anyone get the last one.
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Lardo Eduardo
Wandering CreepMoments after this photo was taken, the guy in the back was 86'd from the bar for taking a shit in a beer tub. Creepy Scale:
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Company Picnic Gone CreepyIs that Michael Jordan draining a game winning three pointer? Nope, it’s just your everyday 6 foot 4 red head playing washers and drinking corona out of a can at his company picnic. As you can tell the excitement is just radiating off of this washer throwing all-star as his pier looks on in sheer excitement.Creepy Scale:
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Sandwich CreepThese two weirdos at the bar were offering to be photographed in exchange for a custom haircut and a shirtless massage. Needless to say, things got weird...
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Cyclops
Birthday celebration with oh-so-clever sunglasses are certainly fashionable, but not quite creepy. Thank god for "the eye" - scary, mysterious, amazing, and of course...creepy as shit!
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The StalkerYou see him? In the background? Lurking in the shadows like a fat kid around a garbage can at Mcdonalds. Yea, you see him now. Picture takers, beware.
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Creeps at LargeFriday nights at the halfway house were always a good time...Creepy Scale:
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F'ing Mooch
Narcoleptic Roy is infamous for riding his Big Wheel to random friends houses, using them for their beer, pool, and toilet (not cool).
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