Ever feel like reminiscing about the good ol cheerleading days? Well, don't try that shit in front of this creep - he will mock and torment you until you scissor kick him right in the face (that actually happened)
"Who really needs teeth anyway? I mean, they are like SO last season!"
OK, in all seriousness, this creep is more horrifying than anything the world has ever seen (just dry heaved). I know this creep has the right attitude and skills, but sadly all i see (or don't see) when i look at this picture is TEETH!!
This is was happens when you try to hide your creepiness from the world. Be proud of who you are and you probably won't end up with brain damage, no promises though...
You ever see that movie, The Strangers? If the answer is no, then don't bother. I understand how people like horror movies, but one where some people wearing fucking potato sacks and weird masks break into your log cabin in the middle of bumble-fuck to murder you and your fiancee for no reason other than they're homicidal psychopaths - not cool. Whatever, I'm a pussy blah blah blah...but those masks, goddamn do I hate those masks.
Oh, just for reference, the above rant is because this photo reminds me of that movie...
Be careful of who you get to babysit. Just moments after this picture was taken, the girl wrapped her ginormous mouth around a small child and ate him whole. Billy's dreams of becoming an astronaut are no longer :(
This woman shockingly was able to make a face like she was falling out of an airplane. Most people couldn't look like this unless they were in a wind tunnel with 100 mph winds blowing in their face. Be cafeful kids: That old myth about making a creepyface and getting slapped in the back and it sticks...it's true.
At first we weren't sure if this genuinely bizarre picture qualified for Creepyfaces. Taking a closer look though, we can see the horror in the eyes of the two kids in the tent. I think I would be pretty horrified myself if I expected a nice quiet night in my Buzz Lightyear tent and then all of a sudden my friend started floating in mid-air like she was taking part in a satanic ritual.