Billy had no idea a soft seductive blow to Kelly's ear would result in a nervous fart that would eat through his jeans leaving him bottomless, rejected, and ashamed.
Lets take a closer look at the losers...I mean finalists:
Creep #1: Glossy hyper colored button down with perfectly trimmed chest hair (possibly a bit ahead of his time) Creep #2: Playing for the "skins" team, drooling on his feet, and rocking last nights vomit stains on his chest (it's the style...in Bum Land)
Shortly after this picture was taken, the elder to the right shoved this creeps head directly up his own ass for mocking his karate jacket. I know some off you had enough of the doodie jokes, but this one happens to be a true story.
This turtle is breaking hearts and taking names. Just last week he was making sweet love to the garbage can, and the week before that he had a thing for the flip-flop. Once a cheater, always a cheater...right ladies?!
Google Amazingness (click on image or follow these easy steps)
Step 1: Go to Google.com Step 2: Type I Like within the search bar Step 3: Read options within drop down menu Step 4: Realize you are not the only person interested in becoming a dinosaur Step 5: Buy scotch tape Step 6: Bite the head off of your sisters Barbie Doll
Santa: Hello child, what would you like for Christmas? Boy: I'm too embarrassed to ask, Santa. Santa: Don't be such a pussy, spill your guts or get the f*ck off my knee
Heres a little tip: Next time you squeeze into your grandma's sexiest lingerie and strike a pose for that highly anticipated facebook picture...look behind your ass first! Creep to the right is truly amazing.
This questionably gay kid (not that there's anything wrong with that) does not fuck around, especially when it comes to his bacon. Sadly, I can relate.
Isn't young love beautiful? This reminds me of the first time I removed my retainer, shaved my pubescent mustache, and farted in front of my 7th grade girlfriend - ahhh memories!
