Pepe Le Pee UUU?
The french guy in the back couldn't tell if that was delicious cheese that he smelled or if the growling vixen farted. I'm going to go with neither and that he is probably getting a wiff of his sweat infused dirty sanchez.Creepy Scale:
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Lardo Eduardo
The King
This is what happens when Elvis's gardeners evil son pays a homeless man to eat 2 ounces of peyote and hum Blue Suede Shoes while wearing prescription lenses that he found in a pile of garbage.
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Sgt. Mustache
The Nine-Fingered FellowLosing the tip of your finger is not unfortunate - not by any means - in fact, it makes life a little more fun. Case in point - pretending your stabbing someone in the eye with you nub. Unlimited fun. Add alcohol, infinite fun!Creepy Scale:
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El Capitan
Specialty Act
This creep remained on the dance floor for several hours catching an astonishing 62 hard boiled eggs in her mouth, earning herself a 7 second standing ovation (me clapping). I wonder if she works bachelor parties?Creepy Scale:
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Sgt. Mustache
Man Falls in Love with his Pillow (via nytimes.com)Creepyfaces.com Analysis:Does this mean that it is now socially acceptable for me to announce the long love affair I've had with my Jessica Rabbit bath towel? She loves me and doesn't judge me for my mistakes. Not like YOU!(crying in the fetal position)Creepy Scale:
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Creepy Stories of the Day,
Doctor Creepshow
