When around mentally disturbed creeps, you must always watch the lower-third of the photo to make sure some asshole isn't popping his head in, obliterating a nice shot.
a) Just found out Santa Claus wasn't real b) Got attacked by a gang of 16 year old tree hugging hippis who made them eat ganja balls c) Just found out the bar didn't serve cookies & milk :(
You had a big lunch. Maybe something with beans and/or hot milk. You go to the bathroom to take care of your business. Just remember. Big Brother is watching you! ... From outer space!
a) Guy in the back digging in his cup for his last alcohol infused piece of fruit
b) Girl in yellow bikini with an almost caramel color to her skin
c) The guy with the farmers tan who wore his high school singlet, his volleyball foakleys, and rode in on his '92 Camaro (which he claims is not street legal)
This is the last thing Laura the intern saw before Mr. Smith quietly locked the door behind him, switched on a soft lamp, and starting unbuckling his belt.
We're pretty sure that this was creepiest birthday celebration ever. That's what happens when you substitute a diet sprite can for a birthday cake and insert some super creep who looks like he is putting a horrible curse on you as you blow out the candles.
Was there a ever a point in your life where you looked in the mirror and said to yourself, "I will never be gross enough to make it on Creepyfaces.com!" Well this drunken homegirl did, and now with her purchase of the 3PC Creeper Set she has officially made the cut.
I'm sure old Uncle Walt is really proud that his company hires and features the likes of this weirdo. But then again, Walt Disney was a Nazi, so maybe in some sick, demented way, he loves having a plastered hipster rocking a "Voluntear" shirt and black cut-off jorts, and drinking Pabst from a can.