After Party
Looks like Kanye's entourage got to Taylor Swifts brother during his congratulatory speech.
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Sandwich's All Around
Scenes from Carnegie Deli's "Cornbeef on Rye" line...
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Trick Or Treat
Ahh, gotta love Halloween. I mean it's the perfect opportunity for women to show guys just how slutty they actually are. Oh, and what better place to show off your cleavage then at David's house party! OMG! Only one problem, pervert creep in the back wasn't invited and plans on knocking you out with a pumpkin and giving you a shaving cream bikini.
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Tripod
These girls are the only thing keeping this guy standing while he gives his sister the open mouth hug-kiss.
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Cornered
This man's reaction is just one reason why you should never pester the local bar drunk for a quick photo op. Oh, and because he bites. Not nips, bites. And he hasn't had a tetanus shot since 1987. So just stay the fuck away from him and enjoy your Mich Ultra alone, okay?
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It's Raining Men
Have you ever wondered what lies inside your local gay bar? Thanks to some stellar investigative reporting we were able to catch a glimpse of the studliest manwhore on the planet. After this picture was taken he gave the man in black a 20 minute chest massage for a chicken McNugget.
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Goonies
Someone tell Chunk that the truffle shuffle doesn't do it for the girls and to keep his cool yellow T-shirt on.
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Family Portrait
After the picture was taken his children calmed him down with milk & cookies, belly chills, and a nice bed time story.
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Workin It
What's better then 4 hot (and mildly retarded) women shakin their asses, drooling on their chests, and throwing up in the corner of your wedding? Nothing is the correct answer.
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Raise Your Hands
This picture was taken at the local strippers group trip to the physician. Now open wide...no, sweetheart, not your legs, I meant your mouth...
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Nice Try
What's the best way to impress two hot chicks?
A) Remind them how successful you are
B) Expose them to your sensitive side by sharing your favorite Disney movie
C) Dive over a banister, spit your gum at their heads, and scream in agony
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Point and CreepNot sure if there is a dead hooker on the ground or this guy just filled his underpants with his steak dinner he ate an hour ago. Either way he's an all star.Creepy Scale:
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