Daily Creepy Videos
Hot Chick Breaks Up With Dinosaur in Park
Creepyfaces.com Analysis:
Is there anything more seductive than dinosaur love? I don't think so
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Creepy Showdown
Who is the biggest creep in this picture?
A) Creep #1 drawing dinosaurs on the bar
B) Creep #2 doing a difficult backbend and screaming at the ceiling
C) Creep #3 sneezing in creep #2's face
D) Creep #4 & 5 man hugging after an intense game of monopoly
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Attack of the Killer Tomato
This creep got arrested 5 minutes after taking this picture for biting the bicep of a 75 year old woman. The woman in pink walked away with minor cuts, bruises, and hickeys.
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Shadow-Lurker
When you combine white-frame sunglasses, a black wife-beater, a mini-pitcher of lemonade (not pink though, pink is fucking classy), a watermelon and Windex, you get awesome. Stir, repeat.
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Fashion Creep
I don't know what's more creepy, the faux-fade Argyle sweater or the vomit face.
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Scenic Creep
Want to ruin a nice candid shot? Stay out of the sun for several months,start balding, drink excessive amounts of
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Christmas Creeps
Christmas time in Rockefeller Center is magical. There are bums dressed as Santa Claus who smell like dirty feet wrapped in Gouda cheese, Euro-trash flooding the sidewalks and staring skyward, and an insurmountable amount of weirdos wandering the storied Plaza. Case in point, the guy above. The earmuffs are a nice addition, too.
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Daily Creepy Stories
Death row inmate pulls out eyeball and eats it
Creepyfaces.com Analysis:
Could you imagine if this was used by more people as a tactic to get out of prior obligations?
Mother: "Billy, stop watching aqua teen and do your homework"
Billy: "NOOOO!!!! I hate you!!!!" (rips off ear and eats it)
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Wedding Creep
Have you ever wondered what kind of look you'd get right before a hobo wearing a pastel shirt garrotes you with a wire hangar? Yes? Well, wonder no more. And watch out for those murderous hobos, they have irritable sunburn, too.
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Woman Creates Robotic Horse Legs for Humans
Creepyfaces.com Analysis:
What was this lady thinking?
a) "My legs are too skinny, they need to be more horse-like"
b) "If Seabiscuit can do it, why can't I?"
c) "First, robotic horse-legs. Next.... mechanical donkey feet"
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Three Deep Creepy
Nothing beats a photo layered with creepiness that gets more awful the deeper you go. The last face will haunt my nightmares, alongside the bad guys from Jacob's Ladder, country music, and Cameron Diaz's gigantic tomato head.
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Mint Chocolate Creepo
The intention of taking this picture was to...
A) Scare little children
B) Entice single women by making it his Match.com profile picture
C) Document his last happy moment before killing a homeless man
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Launch Day Recap
UPDATE: We want to thank everyone who helped make the Creepyfaces.com launch day a success. We will obviously continue to bring the creepiness tomorrow, and the days that follow. And of course, don't forget to get out there and ruin a picture that would potentially end up displayed on a family member's fireplace mantle, because they have enough damn pictures up there already. Tell them you're doing them a favor, they'll understand.
Thanks for being weird, and keep those submissions coming!
- The Registered Creeps
Thanks for being weird, and keep those submissions coming!
- The Registered Creeps
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Inappropriately Creepy
There is nothing wrong with encouraging creepiness in pictures. That being said, we draw the line when the creepiness turns to 'man-on-man boob grabbing' and whatever else is going on in this picture.
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Brush with Fame
While he may have just missed the nipple slip, at least he got a picture with Don Cheadle.
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The green-shirted creep in the back is...
A) Having problems digesting a breakfast burrito
B) About to attack someone and eat their hair
C) In the middle of an emotional breakdown after realizing he forgot to DVR Sex and the City
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Creepy Graceland
This is what I imagine Elvis doing immediately before he huffed down that last juicy double cheeseburger with Canadian bacon, popped a dozen Vicodins, and then keeled over on the toilet. Long live The King.
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Devastated
There isn't much to say about this picture that isn't already screaming in your face: Shit-housed above and beyond social acceptance levels, soaking wet with who-the-fuck-knows, eyes rolling in the sockets, etc...Just plain creepy.
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My Hero
Speechless.... I'm pretty sure this creep just exceeded everyone's expectations. This is a master piece, from head to toe!
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Belly of the Beast
I like to call this one, "Everything Bagel".
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Sometimes You Just Need To Rip It
A soaked, unbuttoned shirt, complimented by a 2.0 blood alchohol content...Straight-up-motherfucking creepy.
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Gifted Creep
Creepy lunatic with the ability to look at his own eyebrows; now I've seen it all.
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Bite That Sh*t
This creep got a little too into character, safety first!
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Creeping 101
These rookies have the right idea (same shirt and all), but next time put a little more fart into it.
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Creepy Fandom
It's a hard life living as a Jets fan; your team sucks on a constant basis, you play in a stadium named after another franchise, and you spent the last three seasons with an obese coach who, with one simple vowel switch, could be named, "Mangina". So contorting your numb face to wreck a candid shot is the least of the issues at hand. Suck on, Gang Green.
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Birthday Surprise
The girl in the back of this photo is so ecstatic because:
A) Her dad showed up at the bar with a pony for her bday
B) She just spotted Richard Simmons
C) The kid in the blazer has a Snickers bar glued to the back of his jacket
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Little Too Creepy
I'm pretty sure I don't have to point the creep out in this picture. Not only did he ruin this picture, but I'm pretty sure he ruined my entire day!
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Fantastic Four
This may be the most disgusting submission yet! It's the total package in my opinion; four creepy (and clearly drunk as shit) psychos scaring everyone out of the bar. Job well done!
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Facebook Fakeout
Just when you thought you took a cute picture to put on your facebook profile...
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Purple Belt In Creeping
Now that's what I'm talking about! Notice the mix of emotions; anger and pain, with just a hint of fart.
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Creepy or Annoying?
"Hey guys, lets take a picture so we never, ever, forget how bright this assholes shirt is!"
Now lets be honest, there really is nothing sexier than a creepy chick destroying a beautiful memory with her razor sharp teeth and half eaten finger nails- well done!
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Bleacher Creep
Automatic points for creepin out at a public venue; although I question whether or not this is merely the beginning of a giant doody...I'll let you decide.
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Where is Creepo?
There are several obvious creeps in this picture, but only one truly creepy individual. Take a minute, it'll come to you.
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Creepy EVERYTHING
I'm struggling to figure out what ISN'T Creepy about this picture...
Thoughts?
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The Shitty Mustache Ride
The old, "act like I'm shitting my pants" face makes the cut...Handle-bar mustache is never in question.
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Creepy Quiz
Help us out, what makes this picture creepy?
A) The fact that the mustache is real
B) The stone-washed jeans
C) The seductive pose
D) All of the Above
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Two Creeps, One Stadium:
Trying to be Creepy: Guy in the gray.
Naturally Creepy: The Senorita down below.
Your thoughts below in comments...
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The Mission Statement
There are millions of ugly people walking the face of this earth right now; on the internet, in your family, wearing your promise ring, staring at this screen RIGHT NOW...But that's not why we're here. We're here to showcase you, Mr. and Mrs. Normal McNormalface, ruining a seemingly normal picture with a distorted, twisted, bone-chilling face that would make your Mama sad to have ever born you.
We obviously accept user submissions - in fact, we encourage them. But please remember this site is not about being malicious, it's all about being funny. So please keep this in mind when you're sending us your photos. Otherwise, creep on.
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