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SITE UPDATE



So, many of you (yes, I'm talking to you, all 67 of our fans) may have noticed that there has been no "Creep of the Week" for two consecutive weeks now. Maybe you haven't, I don't know. Maybe you have some shit going on at work? Maybe you've been having some issues with your spouse? Well, I'm here to tell you he/she didn't mean what they said. He/She was just upset, and knows that by saying what he/she said, they could get a rise out of you. They're sorry. They're so, so, sorry. Please forgive he/she so you can get back to your normal routine of smiling to each other's face, and then secretly loathing them behind their back.

Anyway, what the fuck was I saying?

Oh, right, no Creep of the Week lately...

As you may or may not know (or care), Doctor Creepshow is our resident computer genius. And right now he is galavanting around Europe, wearing lederhosen and drinking warm Hefeweizen from a German tankard. The remaing three creeps, myself included, are unable to comprehend the intricate process behind COTW - even though it's probably just cutting and pasting and shit like that - because we are retarded.

But hang tight, the Doc will surely return. And when he does, we will have a massive balloting for September, making sure all ten of you that like to vote will have your say in who makes you want to vomit the most.

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IMPORTANT NEWS: Site Update



Friends and Colleagues,

In the immortal words of Anthony Soprano: I'm gonna say a few things, I'm gonna say some bad words, and you're just gonna have to deal with it...

Submissions have fucking sucked lately. They've been more boring than a night on the town with the corpse of Michael Jackson. Ok, maybe that would be kind of fun and super creepy, but still, we've been watching paint dry over here. But we're not blaming you. Never. We're blaming ourselves. We're the ones who have not ignited the flame that makes you want to win creep of the week, that makes you want to submit pictures of yourselves and loved ones looking worse than that day you forgot to shower, fell in a puddle of oil and garbage, and then accidentally crapped your pants. OH GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE!!!

(weeps softly into favorite blanket)

But we need your help. Our once plentiful bounty of disgusting photos is drying up faster than the U.S. oil reserves, except we're not lying like those bastards in powdered wigs! We've resorted to cannibalistic measures. People have been crossed. Alliances have been breached. Creepyfaces.com is on the brink of total anarchy!

(adorns Viking helmet)
(pillages)

So it's up to you, weirdo's of the world, to help us. Without you, we're in grave danger of resorting to typical blog tactics: posts about our day, posts about food, posts about shit you don't care about. And it will all be lacking the creeps we love, hiding in the background trying to ruin shit.

Help us. By helping us, we help you. If not, then, well, get ready for some boring-ass-shit, comrades.

Best Regards,

- The Federation Formerly Known as The Registered Creeps

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Site Update



If you haven't noticed yet (or you're like me and have a shitty internet browser that blocks out anything cool, including but not limited to: pornography, guns, karate films, mustaches, and pirates) we here at Creepyfaces.com have implemented a rating system for each of our submitted photos. Now, instead of only us deciding who the "Creep of the Week" is, your incessant clicking of the mouse will help determine who the biggest creep is!

Feel free to cheer about your inclusion into something meaningful...

And who doesn't like to rate things? I say, Communists. And maybe Hipsters too.

Creepy Scale:

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Launch Day Recap

UPDATE: We want to thank everyone who helped make the Creepyfaces.com launch day a success. We will obviously continue to bring the creepiness tomorrow, and the days that follow. And of course, don't forget to get out there and ruin a picture that would potentially end up displayed on a family member's fireplace mantle, because they have enough damn pictures up there already. Tell them you're doing them a favor, they'll understand.

Thanks for being weird, and keep those submissions coming!

- The Registered Creeps

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