Makeout SessionGuy: "Mmm, you like that baby?"Girl: "Hehe, what do you think, Todd?!"Creep: Bites the girls neck, slaps the guy in the junk, runs screaming into a wall, wakes up in prisonCreepy Scale:
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Man Arrested With 1,000 Underpants (via metro.co.uk)Creepyfaces.com Dramatic Reenactment:Guy #1: "Dude, you're insane. What are you gonna do now with 1,000 pairs of used underwear?"Guy #2: "What am I NOT gonna do with them?"(Guy #2 then neatly constructs a lifesize model of Barney the Dinosaur using only purple underwear and holds its hand)Guy #2: "So... wanna come to the park with us?"Creepy Scale:
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Wedding Creepers!
It's amazing what a few hours of open bar can create...absolute Creeps! Just wait till the bride and groom see these pics and throw up on each other from the awfulness.
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Closing Time
Does it make you awesome or weird if you are in a bar and you wrap part of your tattered shirt around your ear? And what about removing your teeth? Is it ever not cool to take out your fake teeth to a tipsy, gasping crowd? I say no and no. But then again, I'd wear sweatpants all day if it was socially acceptable.
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And the Winner is............
GilfWhat can you say here? If you get your grandma to cook you a nice dinner in a costume that shows a pink two piece bikini, then you might just win Creep of the Week too.Creepy Scale:
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Hallucinating Creep This creep would love nothing more than to cover you in chili, sour cream, and cheddar cheese only to lick your entire face and eat all your hair. Creepy Scale:
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Creepyfaces.com Dramatic Reenactment:Girl #1: "Ok, I'm gonna hold the camera up for a cute facebook pic, are you ready?"Girl #2: "Umm, aren't you the cashier at the taco bell across the street? Did you follow me here? Please leave me alone"Creepy Scale:
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Twilight Creep!
This crazed Giant fan gets to take a picture with her favorite Linebacker when all of the sudden she spots Plax shooting a hole through his leg. I can't tell if she's screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOO" or if she got the scent of blood and is about to bite Pierce's cheek off.
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Lardo Eduardo
What's That Smell?No commentary is necessary here - I'll let the 360 degrees of creepiness do the talking for this gem.Creepy Scale:
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El Capitan
Community ServiceAfter this good samaritan took these special creeps to the zoo and the McDonald's ball pit she gave them each a Hershey's Chocolate Bar and pet their stomach's until they fell asleep spooning each other.Creepy Scale:
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Hugh Hefcreepner
Is that Hugh Hefner? Nope, just some random weirdo who will probably kidnap a small child later and hold her for ransom in his dungeon/basement.
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