Casual Creep
No ties, no jackets, no formalities, just one creep deciding he's had enough of the woman walking around and asking people to bunch up for the 36th take of the same group picture, regardless of the bad lighting, disinterest, and multiple bottles of Lite beer decorating the table. Creepy Scale:
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Creeps of the Day,
El Capitan
And the winner is............
Spin the Bottle
Next time lets get all four of you ladies kissing and get some weird homelesss guy to make a face in the background. Now that might be a recipe for Creep of the Month.
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Creep of the Week,
Doctor Creepshow
Creep vs. Psycho
Opinion: All pictures are better off with creepy drunken bunny ears
Fact: Guy in back right is going to smash his Heineken Light over the bearded creeps head for stepping too close to his bitch
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Creeps of the Day,
Sgt. Mustache
The Creepy StranglerLooking to spice up a party? Just invite this guy, who brings all sorts of fun like grabbing random girls and putting them in chokeholds for pictures.
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Creeps of the Day,
Doctor Creepshow
Beware of Your Surroundings
When drinking on patios with friends, remember to check your background for hysterically screaming lunatics wearing hyper-color t-shirts. Not only are they lurking to ruin pictures, they are also prone to vomiting and weeping under bar tables.
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Creeps of the Day,
El Capitan
You Are Getting Very Sleepy
This creep is...
a) Trying to hypnotize you so you will buy him a Super Sized order of McDonald's french fries
b) Auditioning for the part as The Riddler in the new up and coming Batman movie
c) Seducing all single ladies across the country with his soft, yet fluffy belly/abdomen
d) A super agent from the future, sent back in time to save mankind from the long term effects of combining cookie dough and acid
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Creeps of the Day,
Sgt. Mustache
Edible Excretions: Taiwans Toilet Restaurant (via Time.com)Creepyfaces.com Analysis:Wheeew, what a relief. Now I totally don't feel weird for eating bologna sandwiches out of my bathtub.Creepy Scale:
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Creepy Stories of the Day,
Doctor Creepshow
Rocky VIIThis groom thinks he's got a keeper for his wedding album but he soon will see his intoxicated buddy doing his best Rocky impression. Creepy Scale:
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Creeps of the Day,
Lardo Eduardo
How to Make a "Dude Fest '09" Picture...
4 Dudes
27 Natty Lights
1 Weirdo in the back who looks like he crapped his pants
1 Dude giving "thumbs up"
1/2 Tablespoon of cinnamon
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Creep of the Week,
Doctor Creepshow
Watch Your Back
Creeping truly is an art form with various levels of skill, and in rare cases, natural talent. A truly gifted creep can not only sneak his way into a memorable photograph, but can also swallow your grandmothers earring, take a bite of your cheeseburger, and steal your Superman underwear completely undetected. See him yet? It'll come to you.Creepy Scale:
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Creeps of the Day,
Sgt. Mustache
InnuendosIf you get creative enough, you can imagine what it looks like the girl on the right is trying to do. Not that she is, but I'm just saying... Creepy Scale:
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Creeps of the Day,
El Capitan
