Bar MayhemTrying to capture the essence of your typical Northern New Jersey bar scene? Want to make sure you catch every pair of indoor sunglasses, every set of ice-pick sideburns, every witty t-shirt slogan? Well, make sure you keep your eye out for the crazy lady riding on the back of the deranged drink sipper. They will fuck up every shot you have on that Kodak disposable camera, making you $8 poorer.Creepy Scale:
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Creeps of the Day,
El Capitan
Cheers To You
Have you ever been so drunk that you threw up in the toilet bowl mid doody? Well, this creep has!
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Creeps of the Day,
Sgt. Mustache
An Urn That Looks Like Your Head (via About.com)Creepyfaces.com Analysis:We think that this company should be advertising the many uses of the product. For instance, you can use it for more than just storing the ashes of loved ones. Personally, I've been looking for a good place to store my mini-snickers bars and think a small model of a dead relatives head would be perfect.(awkward silence)
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Creepy Stories of the Day,
Doctor Creepshow
Nintendo Throw BackTo the creep in front row: Instead of smiling for the camera and scratching your junk, maybe you should turn around and hit King Hippo in the gut before his fist comes crashing down on you.Creepy Scale:
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Creeps of the Day,
Lardo Eduardo
Casual Creep
No ties, no jackets, no formalities, just one creep deciding he's had enough of the woman walking around and asking people to bunch up for the 36th take of the same group picture, regardless of the bad lighting, disinterest, and multiple bottles of Lite beer decorating the table. Creepy Scale:
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Creeps of the Day,
El Capitan
And the winner is............
Spin the Bottle
Next time lets get all four of you ladies kissing and get some weird homelesss guy to make a face in the background. Now that might be a recipe for Creep of the Month.
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Creep of the Week,
Doctor Creepshow
Creep vs. Psycho
Opinion: All pictures are better off with creepy drunken bunny ears
Fact: Guy in back right is going to smash his Heineken Light over the bearded creeps head for stepping too close to his bitch
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Creeps of the Day,
Sgt. Mustache
The Creepy StranglerLooking to spice up a party? Just invite this guy, who brings all sorts of fun like grabbing random girls and putting them in chokeholds for pictures.
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Creeps of the Day,
Doctor Creepshow
Beware of Your Surroundings
When drinking on patios with friends, remember to check your background for hysterically screaming lunatics wearing hyper-color t-shirts. Not only are they lurking to ruin pictures, they are also prone to vomiting and weeping under bar tables.
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Creeps of the Day,
El Capitan
You Are Getting Very Sleepy
This creep is...
a) Trying to hypnotize you so you will buy him a Super Sized order of McDonald's french fries
b) Auditioning for the part as The Riddler in the new up and coming Batman movie
c) Seducing all single ladies across the country with his soft, yet fluffy belly/abdomen
d) A super agent from the future, sent back in time to save mankind from the long term effects of combining cookie dough and acid
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Creeps of the Day,
Sgt. Mustache
Edible Excretions: Taiwans Toilet Restaurant (via Time.com)Creepyfaces.com Analysis:Wheeew, what a relief. Now I totally don't feel weird for eating bologna sandwiches out of my bathtub.Creepy Scale:
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Creepy Stories of the Day,
Doctor Creepshow
