Why is this girl covering her eyes? Well, we here at CF.com don't believe in male nudity. Female nudity? Yes, please. But male? Send that shit to TMZ or that gay guy who got snot-boxed by Will.i.am. So where this picture is cropped at the bottom, that's where the nudity comes into play. Naked below the waist, empty bathtub, crouching...Do the math.
Umm, I know drugs are bad and all, but these creeps are my new hero's (sorry mom). They are EASILY the most seductive and innovative dancers of the 21st century.
"You're great!" "No, you're great!" "No, you're great!" "No, you're fucking great!" "No, you're fucking great!" "I hate your face!" "No, I fucking hate your face!" "If you don't stop looking at me, I'm going to murder you!" "No, I'm going to fucking murder you!"
(screams) (smashes mirror with beer bottle) (escorted out by police)
At first glance this picture doesn't seem that bad. Then you realize the creep on the left is giving his "O" face as he's getting a golden shower from a guy standing on the bar. Then to his right you see just how disgustingly turned on Seacrest is.
Opposite of the much-maligned by white suburbanites "Westside" gang/rapper symbol, this sign is the desperate insignia of drunken beach goers trying to find their way to the bathroom to puke up a quart of red-headed slut shots.
Carrot Top's brother, Boner Top, has a different approach to shock comedy - he screams at women taking pictures in bars while downing quarts of Popov vodka mixed with Peach Snapple, thus making him 100x funnier than his brother.
At least that's what we think his shirt says. Oddly enough, there's also a fun "Bite Me!" advertisement in the bar. Combine the two hidden innuendos, with this creepo and you get one grossly ruined picture.
After being unpleasantly surprised by his friends for his birthday party, this creep accidentally pissed his pants and hid under a booth table until coaxed out by the promise of a karate lessons and new tevas.
A lesson to be learned by all of our Creepyface followers, taking creepy pictures at a wedding is like fishing in a barrel. This wedding Groupie saw the moment, made a terrible face, and ruined another picture. By my count it's....
Both parents were very proud of their son. Not for his ability to put on his Velcro tuxedo shoes all by himself, or the way he screamed like a old woman whenever water dribbled down his chin, but for his ability to flash his beautiful smile whenever the cameras came out for pictures.
Not that there's any semblance to this picture, but it's pretty amazing that everyone is doing something completely different, albeit equally retarded looking.
