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Unluckiest Man In The World

What's worse than being a cab driver in NYC? Running over a magical leprechaun on St. Patty's Day. Good luck finding the gold now, Sabul (actual name of driver).

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Maury: Paternity Test Shocker

Regardless of the results, I have a feeling these two have a bright future together. Call me crazy, but during that abnormally excessive celebration dance, I saw a twinkle in his eye. A love twinkle.

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Wabbits

These two on the right are the Lenny & George of creepfaces.com. Embrace them. Or mock them, like I do.

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King Kong

Fast forward 30 minutes to when this creep snags the girl in gray, climbs the Empire State Building, repeatedly pounds his chest, swats down 14 military aircraft's, and then hides in Central Park so he can cry in fetal position.

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Tina Turner Bowling Creepo

Is that Tina Turner? Nope, just some pale shaved legged, daisy duke wearing weirdo with a wig. We miss Ike :(

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Last of the Mohcreepans

Nothing like a night out with the guys drinking moonshine and shooting my weird eye out.

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Headlicker

Tastes like Dandruff control Pert-Plus with a dab of receding hairline!

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Creepiest 4 minutes of children's TV Ever (wiggles)

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How many of you hate dancing? Well, hate no more, for I have enclosed a 4 minute "how to" video that will give you the confidence you have been searching your entire life for.

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Wind Turbine Face

How does someone make this face? I'm pretty sure that he either had a 1,000 mph wind turbine blowing in his face or he just got punched in the chops by an invisible ninja midget.

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IMPORTANT NEWS: Site Update



Friends and Colleagues,

In the immortal words of Anthony Soprano: I'm gonna say a few things, I'm gonna say some bad words, and you're just gonna have to deal with it...

Submissions have fucking sucked lately. They've been more boring than a night on the town with the corpse of Michael Jackson. Ok, maybe that would be kind of fun and super creepy, but still, we've been watching paint dry over here. But we're not blaming you. Never. We're blaming ourselves. We're the ones who have not ignited the flame that makes you want to win creep of the week, that makes you want to submit pictures of yourselves and loved ones looking worse than that day you forgot to shower, fell in a puddle of oil and garbage, and then accidentally crapped your pants. OH GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE!!!

(weeps softly into favorite blanket)

But we need your help. Our once plentiful bounty of disgusting photos is drying up faster than the U.S. oil reserves, except we're not lying like those bastards in powdered wigs! We've resorted to cannibalistic measures. People have been crossed. Alliances have been breached. Creepyfaces.com is on the brink of total anarchy!

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(pillages)

So it's up to you, weirdo's of the world, to help us. Without you, we're in grave danger of resorting to typical blog tactics: posts about our day, posts about food, posts about shit you don't care about. And it will all be lacking the creeps we love, hiding in the background trying to ruin shit.

Help us. By helping us, we help you. If not, then, well, get ready for some boring-ass-shit, comrades.

Best Regards,

- The Federation Formerly Known as The Registered Creeps

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The Oh Face

In the distance is a naked man with a boner. Notice the shock and awe. And gayness.

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Cropping the Creep

Why is this girl covering her eyes? Well, we here at CF.com don't believe in male nudity. Female nudity? Yes, please. But male? Send that shit to TMZ or that gay guy who got snot-boxed by Will.i.am. So where this picture is cropped at the bottom, that's where the nudity comes into play. Naked below the waist, empty bathtub, crouching...Do the math.

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