Ah Halloween, the time for girl's to dress like sluts and for guys to dress up like their favorite serial killer/immortal lunatic. I wonder how much time lapsed between this picture being taken and Michael Myers garroting this poor woman with her duster?
Yes, the girls in front may be making funny faces in an attempt to trash the photo, but check out the fucking guy in the back. One can only make that face while doing two things: A) taking a dump, or B) skeeting. You choose. I'll be over there, puking.
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Is that Michael Jordan draining a game winning three pointer? Nope, it’s just your everyday 6 foot 4 red head playing washers and drinking corona out of a can at his company picnic. As you can tell the excitement is just radiating off of this washer throwing all-star as his pier looks on in sheer excitement.
