Just a Formality
Much of the family stayed away from little Billy at formal events, pretending he was some stranger's kid and not their own brethren. They also pretended to not notice when he snuck in pictures and shit his pants...
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Reindeer Love
This has it all; sexy, creepy, and straight up nastyyy (in a good way of course). Fast forward 20 minutes to when creep in the background rips the girl in fronts tongue out and then viciously eats the lesbo reindeer's peppermint antlers straight off their heads.
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Violent Creep
After this picture was taken, evil creeper in the back released his rage by giving these hot chicks an atomic wedgie from hell.
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NERRRRRRDDDDDDDSSSSS!After moving away from Hollywood, Booger from Revenge of the Nerds landed a sweet gig mopping the floor of a Strip Club's dressing roomCreepy Scale:
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What's Wrong with this Picture?Remember that magazine for kids, Highlights? Well, see how much shit you can find creepy in this picture...The girl with giant boobies wearing what appears to be a toupee...The girl unbuttoning her tablecloth shirt while holding a bottle of Jack(?)...The old people leaning on the railing...The person holding what looks like a pistol in the air...The high school gymnasium that this weirdo party was held...Creepy Scale:
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The 11 Sexiest things you can find at the 99 cent store (via 11points.com)Creepyfaces.com Analysis:Next time your about to buy an $8 beer in the city, think twice. You could get 8 Nipple Brushes for that same amount.Creepy Scale:
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Doctor Creepshow
He's Pure Evil!Ah Halloween, the time for girl's to dress like sluts and for guys to dress up like their favorite serial killer/immortal lunatic. I wonder how much time lapsed between this picture being taken and Michael Myers garroting this poor woman with her duster?Creepy Scale:
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The Amazins'You've come a long way since 1986, Daryl Strawberry!Creepy Scale:
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The Geriatric Lurker Old Man River? More like Old Man Erection! Ah? Ah? Ah?/shows self outCreepy Scale:
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The REAL CreepYes, the girls in front may be making funny faces in an attempt to trash the photo, but check out the fucking guy in the back. One can only make that face while doing two things: A) taking a dump, or B) skeeting. You choose. I'll be over there, puking.Creepy Scale:
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