I have a feeling this isn't the first time this guy took a picture with an unlit cig in his mouth (looks way too comfortable). Now while we encourage props, this creep is straight up scaring the shit out of people. Oh, and I'm pretty sure red shirt is peeing on his leg.
I don't see anything wrong with this meltdown. Personally, I would probably react the same exact way if I was stripped of my World of Warcraft privileges (hair whip)
Some like to make "the tough guy face", some like to make "the pucker face" (I hear to accentuate the cheek bones), and others just like to creep the shit out of everything good in life (don't worry, you're not alone).
Prostitute: (while leaning over car window) "Hey baby, in the mood for some lovin?" Frito-Lays man: "Depends sweetheart. You in the mood for some delicious corn chips?"
This guy went to Honduras on a mission. After ripping his sleeves off, and doing 3 sets of 20 pushups in the hotel bathroom, he went straight to the zipline course and creeped the shit out of this poor girls once in a life time photograph.
Tomorrow is our great nation's birthday, a time for celebration, patriotism, and ingesting ungodly and potentially life-threatening amounts of potato salad and coleslaw. Unless of course you're reading this and you're from another country, and if that's the case, well...USA! USA! USA! HEYYYYOOOO!!
(chugs 5 cans of Old Milwaukee) (lights off fireworks) (burns down double-wide trailer)
But seriously, not only is the 4th of July a good time to get sauced while it's still light outside, it's also a good time to ruin a few photos. Does your Aunt want a picture of all her nieces and nephews wearing Patriotic polo's and neatly pressed khakis? Well, it's up to you to get your ass in that shot and make a face so distorted and creepy that it's sure to make your family debate whether or not you need professional counseling. We're counting on you. Don't fail us.
So, we're off for the weekend - off to grandeur places filled with mystery and solace (the bar). But we'd like to thank all of you Creeps for your amazing submissions, it's been one hell of a launch week. Keep 'em coming, and remember: Creep on, creeping on.
Here are a couple of Historic Creeps sure to keep you up at night. I know that they're already haunting me.
John Breckinridge was a former Vice President and Confederate General during the Civil War. He also was the great-great-great-great grandfather of both Mathew Perry and Joaquin Phoenix.
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This is the earliest known picture of the "No Neck" version of the Creepy Faces, experts (us) believe.
