Sandwich CreepThese two weirdos at the bar were offering to be photographed in exchange for a custom haircut and a shirtless massage. Needless to say, things got weird...
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Cyclops
Birthday celebration with oh-so-clever sunglasses are certainly fashionable, but not quite creepy. Thank god for "the eye" - scary, mysterious, amazing, and of course...creepy as shit!
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Sgt. Mustache
The StalkerYou see him? In the background? Lurking in the shadows like a fat kid around a garbage can at Mcdonalds. Yea, you see him now. Picture takers, beware.
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Creeps at LargeFriday nights at the halfway house were always a good time...Creepy Scale:
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F'ing Mooch
Narcoleptic Roy is infamous for riding his Big Wheel to random friends houses, using them for their beer, pool, and toilet (not cool).
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NYE Gone WrongMoments after this picture was taken, this drunken creep celebrated New Years Eve by peeing his pants and making out with a homeless man on 42nd St.Creepy Scale:
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HOBOI would like to thank the band for playing some Greatful Dead and enticing this creep with his awesome shorts to rock out and scare away all the patrons.
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Lardo Eduardo
Flags of Our CreepersLooks like someone had a little too much Patriotism at their 4th of July Party. And by "Patriotism", I mean "rubbing alcohol mixed with Popov Vodka."
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You Won't Like Me When I'm Angry
Creepyfaces.com Reenactment:
(Hot girl strolls into bar)
(Creep #1 gives his pal the "I got this one" push)
(Creep #2 farts as loud as he can sending creep #1 and girl to hospital with 2nd degree burns)
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More Wedding DisasterWas there a single usable picture taken from this wedding? Nothing like paying $5,000 for a photographer and having every picture ruined by a group of nomad picture ruining weirdos.Creepy Scale:
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And the winner is.....
The ComedianIt's not everyday that Carrot Top goes to your local bar and ruins a picture with you and your friends, but when he does, you might just have a shot at Creep of the Week.Creepy Scale:
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More Than You'll Ever Know
It looks like this creep is simply ruining a picture of a happy couple, doesn't it? Well, you're wrong. Again. Like the time you thought drying your underwear in the oven was a good idea. Still want to know what going on here? Too bad. Stop being wrong, and maybe I'll let you know. Until then, use the Laundromat down the block, you fucking weirdo.Creeepy Scale:
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